Great Reader KIM Jong IL says "Who's Yo Daddy"?

Meanwhile somewhere north of those prosperous (Well-to-do Blastards!) Souf Koreans, in the DPRK's "Land of the Morning Missile Launch", we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL playing... I SPLY... (I SPY)
and tuning-in the big round dial on Great Reader's HeathKit ShortRave Wadio...

...zzzzit...zzzwaaapp-saaaap... Now the latest Rive (live) frum Pay-King Newz NetsWork
(Peeking Newz) the latest "Pearls of Wizzdom" from the Reverend Jeremiah Wright Jr...
(*warning* as heard by Great Reader KIM Jong IL)
...zzzzit...zzzwaaapp-saaaap...zippppitttty...sappp...zzzzaaaaaaaap!

REV J-
NAW! NAW! NAW! OBAMA he don't love his MAMA! BARRACK says
GAWD DAMN HIS MAMA!!! That BIT*H OBAMA even said it about MY MOMMA!
NO ONE, Not even BEE-Frickin OH-BAMA...talks SMACK about MY MAMA!!!...(signal fading)....(KIM tuning)...
...zzzzit...zzzwaaapp-saaaap...zippppitttty...sappp...zzzzaaaaaaaap...

REV J (again)-
Speakin 'O MAMA's....
BARRACK's MAMA is so WHITE...

CONGREGATION-
How WHITE is she?...

REV-
She's so WHITE...She makes the PILSBURY DOUGHBOY look like a MUH-FUGGIN MEXICAN!!!

KIM-
Let's see if I can pull in OBAMA on the Shorts-Wave Radio...(tuning)...
...zzzzit...zzzwaaapp-saaaap...zippppitttty...sappp...
hmmm...Sounds like OBAMA...

OBAMA-
That fat-assed hoe!!! REVEREND WRIGHT's MAMA...zzzzit...zzzwaapp-saaaap...zippppittty...sapp...
IS SO DAMN FAT!!!...

OBAMITES-
How FAT is she?!!!

OBAMA-
She's so FAT that when she was baptized, they had to move the baptism to SEA-WORLD!!!

KIM- Ooooooh, hell. General WANG!!

WANG- Yes, Great Reader?

KIM- Shift all of the DPRK's SLUSH FUNDS from OBLAMA to the Hill-Ree CLINTON Campaign!!!

WANG- All $32.00 (US) Great Reader?

KIM- The whole enchilada!

WANG- Yes, Great Chalupa!

KIM- Hasta La Taco, heathens!

Sunday in North Korea. Church with Jeremiah Wright Jr or NASCAR? by jihadgene

Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, in the Land of the Great Reader KIM Jong IL's World-Why-Web, we find the DPRK's favorite DickTater taking in a taped Sunsday sermon frum the Great Spiritual Leader the REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT Jr...
...NAW, NAW, NAW!!! NOT GOD BLESS AMERICA...**&^$%$$^&$$*% AMERICA!!!

KIM- Hoe-ly Moe-ly!!! It's a Sunsday and this is what Americans rike President of TexAss George DoubleWoo Bloosh goes to hear at local churches, General Wang?!

WANG- Quite possibly, Most High Reader.

KIM- That Reverend Wright dude be the Pimp Daddy of the LAWD! No wonder Barrack Who's-Named OBAMA and his old lady (Michelin) be so's messed up!

WANG- Exactly, Great Reader.

KIM-Well Wang, seeing as howze it's beings Sunsday and all.... what-da-ya-say we do like most good "Northern American Baptists" and just skip church? Huh?!

WANG- Oh HELL yeah, Sir! Want me to tune in NASCAR?!!!

KIM- Right on, you bad MAMMER-JAMMER!!!
GAWD DAMN THEM TOYOTAS!!!

US ARMY's Green Power- RANGER Assaults GREAT READER, KIM Jong IL!

Yes friends, of the Hermit Kingdom-Hall of Holy-Baa-Geezuz Witnesses in Norf KOREA...We have on You Tlube the unwarranted attack on our own RED Tower-of-Power RED RANGER
KIM Jong IL by the motherless dogs of George DoubleWoo Boosh, also known as: US Army Green Power-Rangers!!!
As yous all nose the "Peaceful Wocket-Launching Great Reader" diss-lee-specks no one! Not even azz-holes who's represent the Repubrickan Party in Norf Carolina!! The Glorious mal-nourished People's of the DPRK and World-Why-Webb fans of our Peace-Loving Great Reader, who carefully constructs Nuke-wwe-are, Kimmy-cal, and Biodeegwade-a-bull, weapons for PEACE and PROFIT$ are great-wee offended by this blatant attack! In the name of the Peoples Fat-Free/Starvin-like-Marvin Army JihadGenes has stolen this brain-fart (idea) frum Neck at Redneck Ramblings, who also has a great recipe for deep-fried-baked-microwaved-oven-roasted-boiled goat scrotums too!
Naughty Language Warning!

Ruv Yoo Looong Time!
Great Reader KIM Jong IL

Yeah...I Knows it be Fly-Day! Let's dance PIGS!

What with Senator John McLame McCain calling racism on the North Carolinian's Republican Party and all...he needs to hear this song! No, John... I don't wanna see your MOH. I will always respect you for your sacrifices, on foreign soil. You can't hang with conservatives (who are NOT racists)John? I wish you could but my doubts deepen. If ya listen to the music it has a message. One that should resound throughout America!

Parkway Rest Stop's Jimbo Scared of Gators! Mass Production of X-Ray Spex Halted!

Meanwhile somewhere's Souf of PyongYang in "The Land of the Morning Missile Launch" we find Norf Korea's Great Reader KIM Jong IL at the TOP SECRET launch site of his newest creation...

KIM- General Wang! Have starving workers move TOP SEEQUIT STATUE over to da left sum more. Little moe....a little moe...PERFLECT! Yeah BABY! Rookin good!! Keep curtain up on SPECIAL PROJECT!!
No unveiling's yet!!!

WANG- Great Reader?

KIM- Yes?

WANG- Why are we having our Gloriously Starving Prisoner/Volunteer Work Crews stop all production on Xray Spex? I mean it is our NUMBER ONE seller in Iran and Syria, and are now our Glorious Slave Laborer's are working around-the-clock on this project, Most Confusing One.


KIM- You wants mine honest answer, Wang?

WANG- I would appreciate that, Great One.

KIM- Oklay...Scout's Dishonor (puts right hand over where his heart should be)! I'm build this to TERROR-FRY A MORTAL ENEMY OF THE D.P.R.K.!

WANG- Dick Cheney? Condi Rice? Sec Def Gates?

KIM- Nope. Nope. And hell nose!

WANG- Red Neck of Redneck Ramblings?

KIM- Nope. Guess again.

WANG- Joated of Compass Points?

KIM- Moe worse than that!

WANG- Teresa of Technicalities? Erica? Drunken Wisdom? Straight White Guy? Jimbo of the Parkway Rest Stop?

KIM- No. No. No. No. BLINGO!!!

WANG- So what is behind the curtain, Most feared One?

KIM- Most scariest thing on face of earf to that heathen JimO of Plarkweigh Restraunt!
Now do the unveiling of hideous statue and beholding of it's terror-frying effects!
(the curtain falls)....BEHOLD!

KIM- Yoo scared, huh Wang?

WANG- Me? Oh. Well...

KIM- You scared, right?!

WANG- Yes Great Reader! (for my families sake)

KIM- Good. I'm thought so! Now open gates to KIM Jong IL' s Wocket City Amusement Park and let our rich Syrian guests in!!!

WANG- Right away, Sir!

For Our Glorious Comrades in J.C.Penny-Sylvania

Let's face it...not ownree has Audie Murphy been To Hell and Back but so have the ordinary folks of the Key Stone State! Great Reader deadickates this to you frums a MAD mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad and mad mad mad mad mad mad mad..World.

Ruv You Looong Time!
Great Reader KIM Jong IL

Great Reader KIM Jong IL Declares Favored Nation Status for US Territory SOMOA

DATELINE- KaeSong (a little norf of the DMZ)
(KimmyNewzDotCrom)-

Yes, it's OHFISHWALL! The WWE/RAW has won a special place in Great Reader KIM Jong IL's heart (if he had one), thanks in large part to the action of Americlan Somoa's own truly Native Son the Somoan Bulldozer UMAGA! See 4 minute Video of the match between B.O. and Hill-ree. Special "boxers or brief" appearance by Brill Clinton too! This is WWE/DPRK GOLD!
For UMAGA's actions "Great Wrestler KIM Jong IL" has decwared all wockets not to have pointy-ends pointed towards the Island of Somoa! Great Wrestler's merciless mercy's nose no bounds! All hail the DPRK's Great Reader and UMAGA!!!
(For best results see video when under the influence of Senator John McLame) RYLT!JG