Thursday, December 29, 2011
New Title for KIM Jong Un
The North Korean Generals have changed KIM Jong Un's title, yet again. Click here. So...okay, now instead of "Great Suxccessor" KIM Jong Un is now called something else. Therefore...when President Obama comes to bow down and kiss KIM Jong Un's hand...or... "other" body parts...he should refer to him as the "SuperMe Reader". That is all.
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Jed Clampett Attends Funeral of Great Reader KIM Jong IL
North Korea's Great Suxccessor, KIM Jong Un loves the Beverly Hillbillies LOOONG time!!! And...in a final farewell salute to his father the Great Reader, KIM Jong IL...had him delivered to the gravesite in "Hillbilly Style". We now resume our normal programming.
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
KIM Jong IL's Body Ready for Funeral
Monday, December 19, 2011
The Final Moments of KIM Jong IL
Meanwhile...in a land far away...only hours ago...Norf Korea's Great Reader KIM Jong IL's last moments on planet Earf are spent with his aide de camp, 7 star General Wang. Let's listen in...
WANG: Great Reader, Sir! Before you go...there is something the North Korean people must know!
KIM: I'm goner LOOONG time, General Wang!!! I'm nose it. I'm fading fast but I'm try to hangs in there for one last question befloor I'm kicks eternal bucket. What is question?
WANG: What title shall we give KIM Jong Un when he takes over, Sir?
KIM: WTF?! My son, KIM Jong Un takes charge???!!! Oh GREAT!!! That SUCKS!!! Frickin MESS!!! My life is OVER!!!
(General Wang dutifully writes in notebook, "Great Successor")
Author's note- And now you nose, the rest of the story. JG;)
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Message to America from KIM Jong Un
"Lady GaGa must sings at mine father's funeral on December 28th, 2011...or else." -Fresh Prince of Hot Air (DPRK), KIM Jong Un