Thursday, April 30, 2009

Great Reader Fights Depression with Talent Show Thursday

Great Reader, KIM Jong IL here. Swines flew got you down? You maybe pissed off that Barack Whose-Named Obama has his 747 buzzing Nude York City and is talking smacks about American interrogation techniques? You gonna listen to that shits-head Vice President Joe Buydung and not fry on airplane because of swine's flu?? Or how about the Obama administration telling Crys-Lur to down-size while they grows government even more bigger and piss away more tax dollars?! Is frucked up, I'm tells you! Even I'm knows that way out here in Norfs Korea! You Amerricans needs some I, Great Reader, give to you... Joe Wong. You will enjoy him LOOONG time!!!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Tuskegee Tribute

This just in from the White House! White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, explained to North Korean reporters today that Barrack "Red-Baron Hussein" Obama had ordered New York City "buzzed" by Air Force 1 in tribute of the famous WWII Tuskegee Airmen!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Laptops for Flat Tops Contest

JihadGene here...I just wanted to remind you that there is one week left to submit essays for the Laptops for Flat Tops contest for military families! Click HERE for link.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

It's Friday! Let's Dance with Obama!

Dear Readers...I know of Bruce Springsteen's political views and I am aware that this is an old protest the Vietnam War song. I don't care. I still like the song and how Springsteen did it. Down below is my rendition of how Obama would do it. Enjoy and happy Friday! Let's sing with Obama and dance to "Born in the U.S.A."

(And now President Barack Whose-Named OBAMA sings)


Community Oraganizing in an Oprah town
The first kickback I took was on Rezko ground
You end up like a REV (Wright) that Hannity's beat too much
Till you spend half your campaign throwin' people under the bus
Born in the u.s.a., was I born in the u.s.a.?
Born in the u.s.a., was I born in the u.s.a.?

Got in a little hometown jam
My buddy Ayers be a WeatherMan
Took Air Force 1 to a foreign land
To go and shake a dictator's hand

Was I born in the u.s..a....?

Come back home to White House finery
Michelle axed, Which dress? if it was up to me
Flew out to see the Saudi's Number #1 man
I bowed down. What's the big deal?! I don't understand

I have a half-brother, he lives in a hut
If he wants money, he can kiss my butt
Wished he'd drop dead...WTF ?!

Limbaugh's got a picture of him, the stupid *CHUCK
If Rush would shut-up for cash, I might give him a buck

Down in the shadows of the DNC
Outta gas? I'm gonna close all your refineries
I'm 4 (maybe more)years burning down the roads
Nowhere to run from those radio talk-show toads

Born in the u.s.a., was I was born in the u.s.a.?
Born in the u.s.a.? I'm a earmark-free bowler in the u.s.a.
Born in the u.s.a.? Was I born in the u.s.a.?
Born in the u.s.a.? I'm a Kool smokin' daddy in the u.s.a.

(*CHUCK- urban lingo for a retard)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Somali Pirate Song or Money for Nothing

Remember that song "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits? You know...I want my MTV and all of that? Sure ya do! So I wrote this here song through the sand-filled eyes of Iranian Freedom Fighters (AKA: terrorists) Abdul and Mohammad, on location (redeployed) in Iraq...

(*Abdul sings to Mohammad)

I want to,
I want to,
I want to be Somali...

I want to,
I want to,
I want to be Somali...

Now look at them Muslim brothers
That's the way you do it
You play buccaneer like that Somali
That ain't working, that's the way you do it
Money from the Great Satan and your Virgins almost for free

Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it
Let me tell you them Pirates ain't dumb
Maybe catch a head-shot from some Navy frigate
Maybe get off with only a cut left thumb

We got to do the will of Allah
Custom weapons deliveries
We got to kill Allah's agitators
We got to clean all these R.P.G.'s

The little pirate with the earring and the makeup
Yeah Mohammad, that's his own teeth
That little pirate got his own jet airplane (ride)
That little pirate even get's B.L.T.'s (sorry Allah)

(*Abdul and Mohammad sing together)

We got to do the will of Allah
Custom weapons deliveries
We got to kill Allah's agitators
We got to clean these R.P.G.'s

We got to do the will of Allah
Custom weapons deliveries
We got to kill Allah's agitators
We got to clean these R.P.G.'s

(*Mohammad sings to Abdul)

Look at that, look at that
I should have learned to talk like a pirate
I should have learned to dance a jig
Look at that punk-ass pirate, grinnin at the cameras
While we sweat our balls off, here...chewin on figs
And Obama's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Shakin' hands like a fuckin chimpanzee (Oooo...I said chimpanzee)
Oh, that ain't working, that's the way you do it
Get your power from ACORN and your bailouts for free (not free for taxpayers)

(*Abdul busts-up and joins Mohammad in song)

We got to do the will of Allah
Custom weapons deliveries
We got to kill Allah's agitators
We got to clean these R.P.G.'s

Listen here
Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it
You play the Pirate on the NBC
That ain't working, that's the way you do it
Food for nothing and your cell (jail) for free
Clothing for nothing and running water for free

Get your prayer mat for nothing, get your Korans for free
Clean sheets for nothing, pen & paper for free

Look at that, look at that
Get your TV for nothing, get your basketball for free
(I want to, I want to, I want to be Somali)
Law library for nothing and the ACLU to help you get out for free

Easy, easy

That ain't working

Monday, April 20, 2009

Are You Ready Kids?!

Captain: Are you FED up, kids?
Kids: Aye-yi-yi, Captain.
Captain: HE can't hear you...
Kids: AYE-YI-YI, Captain!
Captain: Oh! Who came from Chicago and lives in D.C. ?
Kids: Pelosi's OBAMA!
Captain: Community organized and teleprompt'd is he!
Kids: Bowler Obama!
Captain: If tea-bagging nonsense be something you wish...
Kids: MSM Obama!
Captain: Then learn Ye some Spanish... while shaking hands like a fish!
Kids: Viva OBAMA!
Captain: Ready?!
EveryBody: EL Pres-i-den-te! Magic Negro! Money for Ha-mas!
Captain: Middle Name.... Hus-sein! Hahahahaha.

(*hat tip to my son who had spongebob on the tube this AM and inspired me)

Saturday, April 18, 2009

KIM Jong IL Does What a Wonderful World

by Great Reader, KIM Jong IL


I'm see wockets of green....with red stars too
I'm see them go BOOM...from me out to you
And I'm think to mine-self
What a wonderful world

I'm sees skies full of SCUDS, smoke trails of white
The ALBRIGHT blessed day, the U.N. ain't right
And I'm think to mine-self
What a wonderful world

The color of my wockets, so pretty in da sky
Navy SEALs kiss my ASS! Somali pirates know why
And I'm think to mine-self
What a wonderful world

I see OBAMA and CHAVEZ shaking hands, sayin', "How do you do?"
They're really sayin', "Screw all of you."
And I'm think to mine-self
What a wonderful world

Yes, I'm think to mine-self
What a wonderful world
Oh yeah

*Hat tip to Uncle JimBlow at BlackFive for the inspiration of this piece.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Baghdad Bob on Obama and Chavez

You can't make THIS EL Presidentepinchepuetopendejo shit up! Other than that, I got nothin'.

Father and Son Talk

I have a 13 year old son. His name is Ben. Listen in on us...

BEN-'re always using the "A" word (a$$hole) when talking about Democrats.

ME (DAD)- Yeah, I didn't really notice...but yeah...reckon you're right. So where you going with this, Son 'O Mine?

BEN- (suddenly a big smile appears on his face) Well, I guess that's why you never talk politics when we go to church, huh?

ME- (wearing a grin) Son, don't be a Democrat.

BEN- I'm telling MOM!

ME- You tell the head of the DNC that and I'll cut off your funds like a Democrat would do to missile defense!

(Ben understands what I said and begins to run)

BEN- Oh! I'm tellin' alright!!!

ME- Get back here MISTER! Who do you think you are?! Director of Homeland Security or something?!!!

Damn...I either raised a Somali pirate or a presidential candidate...gotta be more careful when FOX news is on. JG;)

Prayers for SFC Kevin Dupont

Meanwhile somewhere on a cloud in heaven, the angels are checking in on Kevin and company...

Angel 1- Vitals stable?

Angel 2-...Check!

Angel 1- Grafts taking?

Angel 2-...Check!

Angel 1- People still praying for Kevin, his family, the medical staff, his fellow soldiers and their families too?

Angel 2- You're DAMNED right they are!!!

Angel 1- What did you say?!

Angel 2...Uhhh...I said...check.

Angel 1- Ya DAMN sure did!!! Good job!

Angel 1 & 2- Get well Kevin!


The rest of the story...
I found out about US Army Sergeant First Class Kevin Dupont HERE on BlackFive Dot Net. I'm asking all of you to kick in and take it up a notch (with prayer) for this man and his family. To leave a prayer or comment that will get to his family and to learn more go HERE. Burns are the worst and kevin has 3rd degree ones on 65% of his body. Pray for all our troops and their families too! That is all. JG ;)

It's Friday! Let's Dance!!!

Happy-happy! Joy-joy, it's Friday! Saw some cute kids at Easter! Some of the cutest ones I saw on blogs were Vixen's granddaughters in their homemade Easter dresses HERE. So today's Let's Dance is Little Darlin', in honor of all little darlin's (till they turn into teenagers anyway). If you have a dance song or just a song in mind for a Friday put it in comments and let's have a dance party!!! It's Friday! Let's dance!!!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Thursday Night Talent Show

Great Britain does it!!! If you do not feel very good, if you do not have a tear of happiness in your eye, if you do not stand, cheer, and applaud... then you have no soul. This is the ugly step sister who is a true Cinderella inside! Click HERE.
(*Big hat-tip to my Elder Sister Carol...I love you looong time!!!)

Great Reader Reads Somali Pirate Blog

Go HERE and laugh looong time at some fantastic pirate clowning!!!

More Susan Roesgen

It's pay-back time for Susan Roesgen, the Chicago Underhanded News Telecaster . Watch as Susan gets her C.U.N.T. creds shoved right back in her CNN face. HERE
(*Thanks to My Pet Jawa for this material)

Iran asks US to compensate for "past mistakes"

I saw this headline and just had to say WTF is this?! Is Baghdad Bob working in Tehran as well as Washington DC? Hey assholes, many of us remember 1979. Fu@king Carter and now Obama...sheezzzzz!

KIM Jong IL on Susan Roesgen

Meanwhile somewhere North of the DMZ in the "Land 'O the Morning Missile Launch" we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL, DickTator of Norf Korea, watching his favorite news program...

KIM- WOW! General Wang! Get over here!

WANG- Yes, your Greatness?

KIM- Check out this C.U.N.T.!

WANG- Great Reader, I am shocked! Are you looking at porn again?

KIM- Oh hell NO! I'm just watching CNN news reporter SUSAN ROESGEN on my Heathkit brack and white TV set.

WANG- But such language, Sir!

KIM- (Kim adjusting rabbit ears) What wanguage you tawkin about?

WANG- Cunt! I'm talking about the word "cunt", your Most Foul-Mouthed One.

KIM- Cunt is not bad word. Is ack-crow-nim.

WANG- An acronym, Sir?

KIM- Yoo gots it, Einstyme.

WANG- Sir, I'm no Einstein but cunt, Sir? You say CNN news reporter SUSAN ROESGEN is a CUNT, Sir?

KIM- Just rook at the bideo and tell me SUSAN ROESGEN is not a
Chicago Underhanded News Telecaster (C.U.N.T.)

WANG- Looking at the video, Sir.

KIM- What chew think now, General Wang?

WANG- Susan Roesgen's a cunt, alright.

KIM- Eggsackedlee! Now get me some Happy Jolly Time brand, butterlicious type, plop-corn, and put "Behind the Red Door" featuring Madame Albright, in the Sony Beta-Max.

WANG- Motion-Lotion, Sir?

KIM- You knows it!

WANG- (I hate my job)

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Baghdad Bob on Tea Party

Praise Allah, all you Fox News'd heathens! Baghdad Bob here to deliver the following information to your non-believing pig-like ears with skulls full of Rush Limbaugh mush! His Excellency, Barack Hussein Obama, has never heard of your foolish Tea Party! The proof is HERE. See? Obama knows nothing of it. Just as I have said. As John Galt is my witness, I tell you infidels the truth!

Happy Birthday KIM IL SUNG

Dear Leader KIM Jong IL is busy celebrating "The Day of the Sun" (Sunny Beach). This is the anniversary of the birth of founding president (KIM's Daddy) Great Leader Kim Il-Sung. KIM Jong IL has ordered extra rations of food (weeds) and drink (pond scum) be issued in the communist state, where millions go hungry due to shortages.

Go Navy!

*Pictured above is evidence of the US Navy going green. In an effort to keep our environment green...US Navy SEAL's recycle their kills.
Swim with the fishes, pirates. Special thanks to THE SNIPER for photo.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Talk Like a Kerry Tuesday

"These acts of piracy off of Somalia’s coastline may seem surreal, but they’re all too real and a thorough policy debate is long overdue," said Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) in a statement.
All Kerry does is talk and now he wants more talk (debate). I guess he's planning on debating the Somali pirates to death. Hey folks...words without action are nothing! Wake the hell up. I got a new mission for the Navy SEALS... skull f*ck that Ex-swiftboat skipper for me...LOOONG time.

Monday, April 13, 2009


Those poor Somali pirates never had a chance. Seems the Navy SEAL's who sniped 'em used some very clever camouflage. They were dressed like Community Organizers. That is all. JG;)

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Easter Bunny Visits Pirates

Dateline Kismayu, Somalia: The US NAVY today sent three Somalian pirates some Easter cheer in the form of a USO show featuring some SEAL Team marksmen dressed up as the Easter Bunny. Pictured above is Navy SEAL, Petty Officer First Class G. Zilla, spreading eggs in operation "Treats for Targets".

Saturday, April 11, 2009

North Platte, Nebraska and WWII

Got seven minutes? It's worth it. It's kind of like a Paul Harvey...Rest of the Story.

This video reminds me of how we can help through such organizations as Wounded Warrior Project, Soldier's Angels, and the Patriot Guard Riders. Be a part of some soldier, sailor, airman, marine, or coastguardman's life. You can do it directly by writing and sending packages, or by sending money. One doesn't earn their way into heaven, I know, and I know this to be true as well...words without action are meaningless. God bless all of you and your families this Easter. If you can, please help in some way to support our troops and their families. One way or'll be rewarded. I know.
(hat-tip to my PGR friend Cranky, who brought this video to my attention)

Friday, April 10, 2009

Easter Service

I go (we go) to a Baptist Church. It's a good church, as far as churches go and all, but the Pastor keeps pushing for us to invite our friends and neighbors over for Easter service. I have learned my lesson after last year when I invited Betty to church...see You Tube...

I know, I'm burning in Hell for this one too.

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

It's that day again. FRIDAY!!! Let's dance with the Supremes singing Come See About Me. I'm holding my Westie, named Booger Butt, and we be dancing up a storm looong time! Have a great weekend and if you have a song...send it over to my comments section... as me and my Westie ruvs good music!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Easter Good for Troops and their Families

Here's a great cause that I wanted to share with you about a contest for the families of military men and women who are serving overseas. This contest will give these families a chance to win a free laptop and Web cams to improve their communication with their loved one while they are away serving their country. The contest, Laptops for Flattops, invites participants to submit a 400 word essay that explains why their family deserves to win, and how a laptop can improve their lives and communication with their loved one serving overseas. Families must be able to verify their loved one’s military enlistment. Let's face it, online is the only way to go! I remember when I was in Korea getting a letter from home once a week and sending one home once a week. By the time you got any news it was old or events changed by the time you got the word. If you know of anyone, as I stated above, then have them participate in All-American Direct's Laptops for Flattops and...if ya have a few bucks laying around please give to Soldier's Angels Project Valour-IT. Project Valour-IT helps provide voice-controlled/adaptive laptop computers and other technology to support Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines recovering from hand wounds and other severe injuries. So if you're into giving thanks (cause it's almost Easter...damn it!) (oops...forgive me, Lord) give it in the form of a tip-off, such as the Laptops for Flattops, or money to such fine organizations as Soldier's Angels.
(*thanks to "Adrienne" for the info on LT's for FT's)

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

KIM Jong IL has Pwnd Obama

So...the wife and I are out on a morning walk and I (surprise-surprise) am talking about KIM Jong IL. The wife tells me that what she gets from KBS TV (S. Korea) is that the normally oppressed North Korean people won't say much of nothing about anything, but that with this latest ICBM launch they are both very proud and"Did you see what we did"?!!! It's as if North Korea has won the World Cup or that Tiger Woods is really a North Korean. This is not good. Thanks for doing nothing when it comes to national security Mr. President. KIM Jong Il has pwn'd your lame ass! (*Hat tip to Hammer for the great pic of KIM Jong IL getting a colon cleansing... but thanks to PRESIDENT Wearenotatwarwithislam OBAMA, it's the free world taking it deep for the O-Man.)

Sunday, April 5, 2009

KIM Jong IL Clacks One Off

Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, in the "Land 'O the Morning Missle Launch" we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL raffing out roud....(ROR)...

KIM- BWAAAHAHAhahaha!!! Oh mine Glawd!!!! This better than Wessle Mania (WrestleMania) XXV! What say yoo, General Wang?

WANG- Well, I have to admit Sir, that while the clacking off of the Taepodong II was as mentally unstable as something the WWE's wrestler CAIN would have has, in fact, made the USA's Presidential Community Organizer of Chicago look like he's been F.U.'d by wrestling great JOHN CENA. The response of our enemies has been less than exciting, to say the least.

KIM- Or Japland...what about Japland?!

WANG- Japan, Sir? Well, I'd say they lost much face, while you, Sir...

KIM- I'm knows...I'm knows!! While I...Great Reader, KIM Jong IL have face bigger than whole ass of W.W.Wee's BIG SHOW and HILLARY CLINTON combined!!! WoooHooo!!!

WANG- Er...exactly, Sir. Japan has turned into a paper tiger.

KIM- What's TIGER's WOODS got to do with this?

WANG- Er...nothing, Sir. So what is our next move, Sir?

KIM- Order some pizza's, kick back, and prepare for SMACKDOWN of U.N. as KIM Jong IL continues with WOCKET-MANIA!!!
(Man...if I'm ownly had this sh!t on Play-Per-View)

Friday, April 3, 2009

Love American VS Korean Style #16

In Part 1- I met the girl I would marry. Her name is Kim and RUV is in the air!!!
In Part 2- Spent all my money on a MASTER PLAN to set up a birthday party that would put me with Kim.
In Part 3- Stupid master plan FAILS!Kim gets puked on by drunk Birthday Boy. Kim leaves. I am miserable.
In Part 4- Korean Grandmothers (Shaman) take pity on me. We Kamikaze in a taxi to Kim's. Grandma's sitting on my lap crushing my huevos. I may never have children.
In Part 5- I survive the taxi ride. The Grandmothers tell me they will fix all. I must return to base. I can't beat the midnight curfew but I damn sure try.
In Part 6- Suicide ride on a bus bumper. Crash. Injuries and more. Concussion too! Police chase! Escape & Evade!
In Part 7- Climb a telephone pole. Steal a bike with one wheel. Make my Great Escape!
In Part 8- Ride bike into a Banjo-Ditch (sewage). Another concussion and a laceration on the forehead. I crawl out and am captured by the ROK Army, then returned to base.
In Part 9- Got stitches/medical treatment at 0130 hours. Later that AM, a meeting with Military Police 1SG Black Thunder Johnson. Made an Ambassador to South Korea. Run to Motor Pool for a jeep.
In Part 10- Bicycle recovered. I fall into the banjo ditch. 1SG YOON/1SG Johnson/Me and the Korean Grandfather have a Pow-wow. Intercultural relations rebuilt! Valuable lessons learned.
In Part 11- The First Sergeants have a meeting. I am cleaned up at a ROK Army wash point. We go to Kim's. I am OBAMA, to the Korean OPRAH's (Grandmothers). I SEE KIM! We are returning to base.
In Part 12- I return to Camp with the First Sergeant's, jeep, and bicycle. My squad members, the house boys, and I/we all ponder MY fate. We break for chow (lunch). I opt for a nap and am awoken by my Squad leader SSG OLY. Intro to Staff Sergeant Oly (The Big "O") and the infamous Three Beeps! Time has come...I head for the orderly room.
In Part 13- I report to the orderly room. My fate is suspended until the next day when I must report back to the First Sergeant with my Squad Leader. I am re-directed to the unit supply room and meet Sergeant James Wheeler.
In Part#14- Learn about ambassadorship, love of life, Korean orphanages, and about giving from the US Army's Santa Claus, Sergeant Jimmy Wheeler.
In Part#15- I was to meet my fate. But what was it? I was reassigned and given a "Special Assignment". But what was it? I didn't know.

Yes, I went to the unit supply room, reported to Sgt Wheeler and picked up my gear. It was big orange-in-color rubber gloves, black knee-high rubber boots, a broom handle, a bucket, a screen, and one each...special uniform. It was an OD (olive drab) green set of mechanic's coveralls. I guess the look on my face pretty much said, "What's this crap"? The Korean-American US Army Sergeant James Wheeler, an Asian version of a young Charles Bronson, explained that there was a wide-spread amount of pilfering from the chow halls, P.X.'s, and commissaries throughout Korea and that I was to ride shotgun on the trash truck and check through the trash for anything that was being smuggled out...hence, the screen and bucket to search through sludge, and broom handle to poke around with. Basically my presence would help keep all involved on the up and up, and deter theft. The Black Market was big business in South Korea back in the 1970's. Guess I was on MP duty and my patrol vehicle was a garbage truck. My face said it all and I was one miserable individual. Not only did I not have an off post pass to see the lovely Kim, but I was stuck on a trash truck. I know it was all my fault and I deserved it, but....DAMN! A trash truck! In the supply room Sgt Wheeler gave me valuable advice in his NY accented English...."Sometimes you gotta take your lumps, but you always get back up and learn from it. It shows who we are.... by handling the tough situations handed us. Those kids we visited in the orphanage...they got it tough. Don't you think"? I shook my head "yes" while feeling ashamed of myself. Sgt Wheeler continued, "I knew you had a heart. In some people it's [a heart's] hard to find. Your actions will speak well, or ill of you. The First Sergeant and C.O. are watching you. How are you going to respond, Specialist? Remember, you represent your family. Never dishonor the ones who love you. Good service to our country brings honor to our land and back home to our families". Sgt Wheeler, though only in his early 20's, was wise beyond his years. I sucked it up and headed to the M.P. Station where I changed into my gear and hooked-up with my ride (the garbage truck). As always, there are other M.P.'s, officers,and sergeants around. I am asked (though they already knew) what I was doing with the gloves 'n boots, bucket, screen, and stick? I made the mistake of saying it was my crime fighting gear. One of the senior NCO's said "You mean GRIME fighting gear". The growing crowd of Military Policemen and women guffawed! Awww shit. That garbage truck couldn't show up soon enough. I kept thinking, hurry the hell up, garbage truck. It finally arrived. I think I smelled it before it even entered the camp, really. Reckon it could have been worse, like in the hot summer months, but being as it was only March (1975) the weather was cool and there were no flies, as yet. I stow my gear with the Korean driver and his fellow assistant/partner in crime...then hang onto the back of the trash truck as we take off. We pass by the Provost Marshal's Office and I see my company commander exiting the building. Holding onto the rider's rail with my orange rubber-gloved left hand I salute the C.O. with my right. I must look like General Patton, I think. My C.O. looks like he's gonna laugh, thinks better of it, then salutes me back. Just as I am about to drop my perfect salute, the trash truck abruptly stops, and I see stars. I have just cracked my forehead against the truck's handrail. The stitches I had received only a few nights earlier are broken open and my head is oozing blood...again. The trash truck stopped and I'm sure I heard wild laughter and cuck-koo birds before passing a heap on the road. Feeling woozy and bleeding like a stuck hog...I sit up. A female M.P. dresses my wound with a Kotex. With Kotex to forehead, I am taken to the Evac Hospital. More shots of Novocaine and now I'm up to a count of five stitches on my forehead. While there I hear a radio playing "It's so Easy to Fall in Love" on the Armed Forces Korea Network. I remember thinking, oh bullshit! But I was in love. No. Doubt. Even if I was gonna end up looking like Milton the Monster...I was in love. In love with my Kim.
(To Be Continued)

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

Man, time is just flying right by. On April Fool's Day in 1975 it was my lovely Kim and I's first official date. That was 34 years dog years that would be about 7...there, that sounds better. So pick up a pup, a pet, or your playmate, and dance with Kim and I to the Righteous Brothers singing their classic "Unchained Melody" in an attempt to slow down time and turn back the clock. I love this song and my Kim. Dance with us and enjoy the loves we share. If you have a Friday song please leave a link in the comments and thanks for dropping in.
Ruv You Looong Time!!! JG & Kim

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Obama Gifts Queen

Due to all the flack over the Queen of England's I-Pod present, President Barack Whose-Named Obama has given "The Queen" a new gift...

Navy CPO Spoiled by Cilvilian Life

A Blog Friend named Scott has recently retired from the US Navy and now complains about his civilian job as follows...

Job: "One thing they do here that's nice is they have every other Friday's off. So this week we have a 3 day weekend. The bad part is we work 10 hour days and we start at 6am. Yuck. I hate getting up early, but i'll live."

Dude has got to be either...

a.) An employee of the State of California

b.) A member of the Teamsters Union


c.) A Community Organizer

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

North Korea Issue's Warning

Today is April Foolish Day and Norf Korea is on a full clone alert! You have been warmed, so don't get suckered by heathens who brog, and don't get any foo-weesh ideas! Great Reader could have attempted some lame crap to pull on your butts...but NO can do!
Rememblurr, as you face this day...Great Reader Ruv's You LOOONG Time!!! That is all.