Monday, October 31, 2011

Halloween with the Obamas

Meanwhile, back at the White House...

OBAMA: Say Dear, what are we handing out to the kids for Halloween?

MICHELLE: I found some expired yogurt drinks in the Lincoln bedroom.

OBAMA: That'll work! We got any left over candy-corn from last year?

MICHELLE: I don't think so. Honey, call the press. I'll go to Target!

Friday, October 28, 2011

It's Friday! Let's Dance with the Indians!

Well, not only is it Friday, but soon it will be Halloween! Monday, I will put on my Elvis glasses, comb my hair into a pompadour, put on an olive drab suit, some blue suede platform shoes...and I will be Great Reader KIM Jong IL, Dicktater of Norf Korea! Awww...hell, who am I kidding? I dress like that all the time. So this Halloween, what with the economy and all, you can make it simple. Just wear a black mask and you can be anyone you want to be! Please have a wonderful weekend and remember our troops, and their families in your prayers! As we say in North India, "Jaan Pehechaan Ho, LOOONG time!!!"

Friday, October 21, 2011

It Takes 2 Friday! Let's Dance!!!

Well, not only is it a Friday but tomorrow is our wedding anniversary! There's no one I'd rather be in RUV with LOOONG time!!! Our thoughts and prayers go out to all of you involved with the US Armed Forces who are missing someone due to deployment. Duty. Honor. Country...and devotion to your spouse. God bless you all a very LOOONG time!!! Have a great weekend, from JG and the lovely Kim! It takes two!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

US Army Recruiter Catches Purse Snatcher

Sorry this happened in my own home town, but I am so very glad LOOONG time that we have US Army Staff Sergeant (E-6) Jason Pruitt here in Hanford, California on recruiting duty! It seems some bone-headed pudgy 18 year old decided he would snatch a ladies purse. The lady yelled for help as the suspect/shithead was grabbing it. Fortunately SSG Pruitt heard her plea and chased the teenager/dirtbag, who was heading past the recruiter's office. SSG Pruitt subdued the criminal and held him for police who took the would-be purse snatcher to jail. I love stories with a happy ending! Especially ones with real heroes! An old recruiting slogan in the 1980's was "There's something about a soldier". Yes there is! And it's something very good! Hanford Sentinel newspaper story HERE.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

One of Two Possibilities

Either the Big Fresno (County) Fair has opened or my Congressman is back in town!

Friday, October 14, 2011

It's Friday! Let's Dance with The Knight Caps

Friday....again??? Already???!!! Oh yes-yes-YES!!! My friend, Kanani Fong...over at The Kitchen Dispatch, indirectly reminded me of this song! She got a job as a TEMP! Well...since her HUB's is Army...what better way than to salute and dance to our troops and their families than to have the 2011 West Point "Knight Caps" do our dance tune LOOONG time!!! God bless our US Armed Forces and their families. Keep 'em in your prayers! Funny how prayer works....when I pray good for others it usually comes right back at me. Good begets good...truly! Have a great weekend LOOONG time!!! JG ;)

Friday, October 7, 2011

It's a Napoleon Dynamite Friday! Let's Dance!!!

Friday? ALREADY?! Where does the time fly LOOONG time??? Lately, I'm hooked on me some Napoleon Dynamite. So, all of you Kip Dynamite's and Lafawnda's out there...let's do it...let's dance with "Mohammed Dynamite" because it's a Friday! As ALWAYS, make sure that you keep our most awesome US ARMED FORCES and their FAMILIES in your prayers very LOOONG time!!!