Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Great Reader KIM Jong IL says "Who's Yo Daddy"?


Meanwhile somewhere north of those prosperous (Well-to-do Blastards!) Souf Koreans, in the DPRK's "Land of the Morning Missile Launch", we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL playing... I SPLY... (I SPY)
and tuning-in the big round dial on Great Reader's HeathKit ShortRave Wadio...

...zzzzit...zzzwaaapp-saaaap... Now the latest Rive (live) frum Pay-King Newz NetsWork
(Peeking Newz) the latest "Pearls of Wizzdom" from the Reverend Jeremiah Wright Jr...
(*warning* as heard by Great Reader KIM Jong IL)
...zzzzit...zzzwaaapp-saaaap...zippppitttty...sappp...zzzzaaaaaaaap!

REV J-
NAW! NAW! NAW! OBAMA he don't love his MAMA! BARRACK says
GAWD DAMN HIS MAMA!!! That BIT*H OBAMA even said it about MY MOMMA!
NO ONE, Not even BEE-Frickin OH-BAMA...talks SMACK about MY MAMA!!!...(signal fading)....(KIM tuning)...
...zzzzit...zzzwaaapp-saaaap...zippppitttty...sappp...zzzzaaaaaaaap...

REV J (again)-
Speakin 'O MAMA's....
BARRACK's MAMA is so WHITE...

CONGREGATION-
How WHITE is she?...

REV-
She's so WHITE...She makes the PILSBURY DOUGHBOY look like a MUH-FUGGIN MEXICAN!!!

KIM-
Let's see if I can pull in OBAMA on the Shorts-Wave Radio...(tuning)...
...zzzzit...zzzwaaapp-saaaap...zippppitttty...sappp...
hmmm...Sounds like OBAMA...

OBAMA-
That fat-assed hoe!!! REVEREND WRIGHT's MAMA...zzzzit...zzzwaapp-saaaap...zippppittty...sapp...
IS SO DAMN FAT!!!...

OBAMITES-
How FAT is she?!!!

OBAMA-
She's so FAT that when she was baptized, they had to move the baptism to SEA-WORLD!!!

KIM- Ooooooh, hell. General WANG!!

WANG- Yes, Great Reader?

KIM- Shift all of the DPRK's SLUSH FUNDS from OBLAMA to the Hill-Ree CLINTON Campaign!!!

WANG- All $32.00 (US) Great Reader?

KIM- The whole enchilada!

WANG- Yes, Great Chalupa!

KIM- Hasta La Taco, heathens!

3 comments:

Erica said...

What has our fair, honorable, glorious nation done to deserve the likes of these characters?

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thinks this current controversy is too convenient? That Wright notched it up a level and threw himself under the bus to save Obama's presidency. And that someday Obama and his spiritual mentor will have a tearful "reconciliation" as Wright spends a weekend in the Lincoln Bedroom?

Yes, Rev! Be as outrageous as possible so your pal can disavow you till November.

I'm not buying it.

Deltabravo

Teresa said...

Oh Great Reader... don't you see - poor Barak is the victim of the Rev. Wright. He has been taken advantage of... just wait and stay tuned into your Heathkit (ROFLMAO!!!) and you will see it unfold just as I say. I am the Great Predictor of all things Obama... *grin*