Great Reader KIM Jong IL Declares Favored Nation Status for US Territory SOMOA

DATELINE- KaeSong (a little norf of the DMZ)
(KimmyNewzDotCrom)-

Yes, it's OHFISHWALL! The WWE/RAW has won a special place in Great Reader KIM Jong IL's heart (if he had one), thanks in large part to the action of Americlan Somoa's own truly Native Son the Somoan Bulldozer UMAGA! See 4 minute Video of the match between B.O. and Hill-ree. Special "boxers or brief" appearance by Brill Clinton too! This is WWE/DPRK GOLD!
For UMAGA's actions "Great Wrestler KIM Jong IL" has decwared all wockets not to have pointy-ends pointed towards the Island of Somoa! Great Wrestler's merciless mercy's nose no bounds! All hail the DPRK's Great Reader and UMAGA!!!
(For best results see video when under the influence of Senator John McLame) RYLT!JG