Monday, March 3, 2014

Obama Warns Putin

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS!!! The Kenyan-American President, Barack Whosenamed Obama has just issued a stern warning to Russia's President Putin! 

Obama is shown here drawing a red line in the sand. President Obama said, "I want to make it perfectly clear, to President Putin and to the people of Russia, that the invasion of Augusta's National Golf Course prior to completion of the 2014 Masters Tournament, will result in an American declaration of war!"  

That is all. ;)