Meanwhile somewhere north of those prosperous (Well-to-do Blastards!) Souf Koreans, in the DPRK's "Land of the Morning Missile Launch", we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL playing... I SPLY... (I SPY)
and tuning-in the big round dial on Great Reader's HeathKit ShortRave Wadio...
...zzzzit...zzzwaaapp-saaaap... Now the latest Rive (live) frum Pay-King Newz NetsWork
(Peeking Newz) the latest "Pearls of Wizzdom" from the Reverend Jeremiah Wright Jr...
(*warning* as heard by Great Reader KIM Jong IL)
...zzzzit...zzzwaaapp-saaaap...zippppitttty...sappp...zzzzaaaaaaaap!
REV J-
NAW! NAW! NAW! OBAMA he don't love his MAMA! BARRACK says
GAWD DAMN HIS MAMA!!! That BIT*H OBAMA even said it about MY MOMMA!
NO ONE, Not even BEE-Frickin OH-BAMA...talks SMACK about MY MAMA!!!...(signal fading)....(KIM tuning)...
...zzzzit...zzzwaaapp-saaaap...zippppitttty...sappp...zzzzaaaaaaaap...
REV J (again)-
Speakin 'O MAMA's....
BARRACK's MAMA is so WHITE...
CONGREGATION-
How WHITE is she?...
REV-
She's so WHITE...She makes the PILSBURY DOUGHBOY look like a MUH-FUGGIN MEXICAN!!!
KIM-
Let's see if I can pull in OBAMA on the Shorts-Wave Radio...(tuning)...
...zzzzit...zzzwaaapp-saaaap...zippppitttty...sappp...
hmmm...Sounds like OBAMA...
OBAMA-
That fat-assed hoe!!! REVEREND WRIGHT's MAMA...zzzzit...zzzwaapp-saaaap...zippppittty...sapp...
IS SO DAMN FAT!!!...
OBAMITES-
How FAT is she?!!!
OBAMA-
She's so FAT that when she was baptized, they had to move the baptism to SEA-WORLD!!!
KIM- Ooooooh, hell. General WANG!!
WANG- Yes, Great Reader?
KIM- Shift all of the DPRK's SLUSH FUNDS from OBLAMA to the Hill-Ree CLINTON Campaign!!!
WANG- All $32.00 (US) Great Reader?
KIM- The whole enchilada!
WANG- Yes, Great Chalupa!
KIM- Hasta La Taco, heathens!
