Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Happy not Crappy New Year!

Greetings from the Norf Korean California Camp of Great Reader-JihadGene! This year there has been plenty to be LOOONG time thankful for!!! For one, I'm thankful that I'm not the uncle of the DPRK's  KIM Jong Un or Dennis Rodman. Oh well... May you have wockets 'a plenty in 2014 and never have the need to use them! Ruv you LOOONG time!!!-JG

Friday, December 20, 2013

Dennis Rodman and Camp 14

It's a Friday and I'm not dancing today. Sorry but today is a must read. A read about a former North Korean from Camp 14 and a message for Dennis Rodman.  Click the link HERE
Thank you. JG

Friday, October 18, 2013

It's Friday! Let's Dance & Work Out!

Friday...already?! Oh well, time flies as I am busy getting in shape! Why, you ask? Because I'm going on the Central Valley Honor Flight (first one) to escort a WWII Veteran very soon. I'm stoked LOOONG time!!! But just to make sure I don't end up having one of our Greatest Generation pushing me around in a transport chair, I have begun my very own "Norf Korean Army Approved" intensive work out program! Thanks to this music video I, who am alive, be in LOOONG time way-better shape than Great Reader KIM Jong IL...who is currently dead these days.  Speaking of great...please keep our wonderful US Armed Forces and their families in your prayers. Be sure to wear your RED for our deployed troops as it is "Red Shirt Friday"today. God bless you all! Let's Dance and work out!

Friday, October 11, 2013

It's Government Shutdown Friday! Let's Dance!

Well, what with the US Government's bogus shutdown...I've had to resort to some shutdown-tactics of my own. Today's music video is brought to you by some middle-aged Korean. Don't laugh. If our government keeps this stupid crap up this could be us...LOOONG time!!! Be sure to keep our (not shutdown) US Armed Forces and their families in your prayers! It's Friday! Let's dance with some Korean guy! Hope your weekend is a good one! LOOONG time!!!

Thursday, October 10, 2013

China Steals North Korean Hangover Remedy

It seems that Chinese scientists are claiming they have discovered a new cure for hang overs. See HERE. But the Great (DEAD) Reader has known this cure LOOONG time!!! Here is video proof! Have a Sprite and a Great (NOT DEAD) Reader kind of a day! God bless our US Armed Forces LOOONG time!!! Tank you.

Friday, October 4, 2013

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

What a week! It flew by faster than a Norf Korean wocket! Gone through faster than even a US Navy paycheck in the bars of Subic Bay! LOOONG time!!! Hey, I hope if this week was a rough one for you, that today, and the days that follow, will be better ones. Through it all, God is good. He won't give up on you, if you won't give up on Him. Our prayers continue for our wonderful US Armed Forces and their families. Here's a song the wife and I danced to last night. A beautiful song. Have a great day and remember to wear a red shirt for our deployed troops. God bless them...and you all...very LOOONG time!!! It's Friday! Let's dance!

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Government and Honor Flight

Honor Flight is very BIG on my list of 
*Do For's* and...in fact...I'm headed out as a guardian with Central Valley Honor Flight later this month. It will be their maiden flight and I am blessed to be able to travel with them and be among the first from our area to do this! Is it just me or what? I mean...I can't help but find it strangely sad and ironic that our group might have to illegally cross a fence that was put up by our own government to keep American heroes out. Meanwhile, along the Mexican border, our politicians are slow to put a fence up. It just ain't right. It's not right. Not. At. All.

Friday, September 27, 2013

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

It's Friday, people! Another week has shot right by. Faster than a Norf Korean wocket! Todays "Let's Dance" is about looking back. You ever do that? Look back...evaluate...evaluate where you're at...how you got there...how you did ...and why? You ever do that? Yeah, me too. It's called counting your blessings. Look back and count them, they're there. Lessons learned. Lessons earned. Through it all...God is good...and always was...always is. Always! It's Friday. Let's dance. And while we're at it...give thanks! God bless our US Armed Forces. Keep them and their families in you prayers! Always. It's Friday and I wish you all a wonderful weekend, very LOOONG time!!! -JG

Thursday, September 26, 2013

DPRK on Obamacare

                      BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS! 
US State Department head, Dennis Rodman today said that North Korea would be covered by Obamacare...resulting in this...   
The DPRK's Great Reader KIM Jong Un has immediately filed for an exemption and threatened nuclear war. That is all. 

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Second Choice Visits DPRK

Meanwhile...somewhere north of the 38th Parallel we find Norf Korea's Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un in a bit of a funk...

KIM: General Wang! Front and sinner! More booze now! 

WANG: What Sir? Is Dennis Rodman here already?! 

KIM: No, I'm just deplessed. Want dwink.

WANG: Okay, Sir...but I thought, what with Dennis Rodman's visit and all...that you'd be happy, Sir.

KIM: I'm knows...but Dennis Wadman was numba 2 choice...and numba 1 choice couldn't make it.

WANG: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that, Sir. Would you mind telling me who your first choice was?

KIM: Miley Cyrus. 

Friday, May 31, 2013

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

Ever been wrong? Ever fallen short? No matter how negative things may seem... never give up! The sun is gonna shine tomorrow! Bank on it. In fact, if you really look, there's some light right now. Right where you are! You can make it! Do great things today! In waiting for tomorrow, you may miss a real blessing today. So get with it and do great things with RUV in your heart, LOOONG time!!! And...while we're at it, please keep our highly awesome and wonderful US Armed Forces and their families in your prayers extra LOOONG time!!!! It's Friday, people! Let's dance!

New at Fashion Thug!

We got a new mannequin at our Mom 'n Pops clothing store, the one I call Fashion Thug. My friend over at the blog, Drunken Wisdom suggested the name, Yeti White for her. She's a plus sized mannequin. Seen here is yours truly (JihadGene) with my initial reaction to our new girl.
Part Big Foot and American Gladiator...she's one 'o the Fashion Thug family now!

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Friday, May 17, 2013

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

It's Friday people! Hope your week has been a good one, LOOONG time!!! Today's Let's Dance is for my wife, the ruvly Kim. It's a slow one, a beautiful one. May you slow down this weekend and remember some beautiful things in your life...like our awesome US Armed Forces and their families! Keep them in your prayers and look around! Is there someone who needs some encouragement? Help them! Be thankful...be loving... and God bless you all very LOOONG time!!!-JG ;)

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Rodman's Goodwill Pays Off

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS! Communism's Goodwill Ambassador of the DMZ, Dennis Rodman has just announced a break-thru in relations with North Korea! Yesterday, the DPRK's Great Reader, KIM Jong Un declared that all Hooter's Restaurant locations be considered "Nuke Free Zones".  That is all.

Monday, April 8, 2013

Today's North Korean Puzzle Page

I know it's a Monday and all...so I'll take it easy on you, comrades. We have 2 ladies here. One of iron...the other an idiot. It doesn't take a Norf Korean wocket scientist to figure this one out. Happy-not-crappy Monday to you all. LOOONG time!!!

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

The Latest from North Korea

Right here at Great Reader, we bring you the latest word from Norf Korea!  Special thanks to Josh C. for bringing this video to JihadGene's attention! Josh, you are a great comrade very-very LOOONG time!!!

Sunday, March 31, 2013

It's Easter

Whether you're Korean or American...happy Easter and may God bless you all very LOOONG long time. He is risen! -JG & Family

Friday, March 29, 2013

It's Good Friday! Let's Dance!

It's Good Friday! Already? When I was younger time dragged by...especially when I was away in the military. As I age, like fine wine...or more like old tennis shoes in a high school gym locker, time flies by these days. Today's let's dance is a real good one to dance to, slow. Today's lets dance is a real good reason to dance, period. Because He lives, He lives in me. May He live and love, in you. Wear your red this Friday, in remembrance of our deployed US Armed Forces, and their loved ones back home. Give thanks. God bless you all very LOOONG time and have a wonderful Easter. -The JG Family 

Thursday, March 28, 2013

North Korean Knock-Knock Joke

Meanwhile...back on the Korean Peninsula...it's 3AM in Norf Korea and the New Great Reader gets a call from our US Air Force 

                                                              USAF:    Knock Knock.

KIM:   Who's Dare?

                                                               USAF:    B-2.

KIM:  B-2 who?

  B-2 Bomber.

                                                    KIM: You have wong number! (click)

Friday, March 22, 2013

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

Friday? Already?? Great, LOOONG time!!! You know, last week was a really rough week for me...a spiritual attack of sorts...and depression. Through it, I prayed. Fought. Felt. Thought. Then prayed some more. Got through it. Now, on the other side of that, is another lesson learned. Seems I only learn lessons the hard way...but as long as I learn 'em...then good comes from it. Be thankful for all you DO have. For all you did have. Look for the good. It's right there! Not far away at all. Now, let's talk about "far away"...our troops. Please keep our wonderful US Armed Forces and their families, who may be far apart, and deployed far away...in your prayers. Be thankful our great country has such wonderful folks who serve.   Count your blessings and be there to help someone who needs lifting up. Love never fails! Good begets good! Remember to wear a red shirt as it's Red Shirt Friday, to show support of our deployed troops. Now put on your Tony Lama tennis shoes and dance! God bless you all and have a wonderful weekend. JG :)

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Obama Brings Peace to Israel

BREAKING NEWS! President Barack Whosenamed Obama's recent trip to the middle east has influenced Palestinians to breakout in peaceful celebration and jubilance!  Palestinians were clearly jubilant as fireworks from the P.L.O. & Company rained down on Israeli heads. Secretary of State John Kerry was impressed with the fireworks, stating that it was a good old fashioned "Hamas Hello". That is all. Praise Allah and have a nice day, LOOONG time!!!

Saturday, March 16, 2013

North Korean Army forms New Unit

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS! A new military unit has been unveiled today, near Pyongyang. Seen below is the DPRK's Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un with his latest creation...the People's Army 'O Little People! KIM stated this newly formed order of "Light Fighters" was unleashed now, due to a "DOUBLE THREAT" from the war provocateurs of America!

Great New Reader KIM cited the "double threat" as Disney's recent release of the movie "Oz" and the fact that St Patrick's day is this Sunday. That is all. Go find some food. 

Friday, March 15, 2013

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

It's Friday, people! I see that country & western music star, Jack Greene has passed away. My Dad loved his music. Today's song is a Greene one, on a Red Shirt Friday. Please remember our troops and their families, as you put on your boots to dance to this sweet country tune. Keep 'em in your prayers LOOONG time!!! Oh...and don't forget green on Sunday! Have a great St Patrick's Day weekend! Let's saddle up and dance!

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Slow News Day

It's a slow news day...so I'll tell you what I did...not 10 minutes ago. I picked up a dead opossum out in front of our house. Old and stiff...much like myself...I respectfully removed the body. This may be some kind of a North Korean omen...like perhaps "A uninvited guest will arrive for dinner." Oh well, have a great weekend LOOONG time, with or without dead opossums. JG;)

Friday, March 8, 2013

New Photos of Dicktater KIM Jong Un!

North Korea's Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un navigates the DPRK giant sized battleship "Boom Boom".
KIM points to beach, upon hearing the battleship has no onboard head. Norko Admiral-General, KIM Jong Un shouts the order, "Fools speed ahead! I'm got's to go! Gets me to that beach, LOOONG time!!!"

 A real pathfinder...the glorious DPRK Marine-Admiral-General, KIM Jong Un hits the beach!

Secretary General of Sewers 'n Cement Defenses, KIM Jong Un emerges with both a smile on his beautiful face, and a cleansed colon, from the heavily fortified & reinforced North Korean slit-trench!

                                               The DPRK's People's Army rejoice!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Joe Biden on NORKO Nuke Threat

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS! After hearing of Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un's talk of a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the USA, Vice Premiere Joe Biden has issued the following statement: "I already told Obama and Kerry that Dennis Rodman wasn't 'all that', to that sawed-off little West Korean dictator! Dennis Rodman? Really??? What a bunch of malarky! I told them weeks ago to send in Moms Mabley and Scatman Crothers! They looked at me like I was stupid! Maybe they'll listen now? I certainly hope so...

Friday, March 1, 2013

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

I love this song! Keep our wonderful US Armed Forces and their families in your prayers very LOOONG time!!! It's Friday! Let's Dance!

Meanwhile...somewhere north of the 38th Parallel...we find the Great New Reader of Norf Korea, KIM Jong Un, kicking it and listening to a bootleg 8 track tape of Kenny Chesney's "El Cerrito Place"...
KIM: (KIM sings)
I'm been hanging awownd this place...I'm been launching wockets into space
I'm been waiting for a Loo...waiting for a loo-loo-loser just like you
All the places wind surfing that you go...all the catsup people that you know
I've been rooking forward to you...while launching mucho wockets too
All the anti war rallies that you go to...all the code pink people love you so
I'm been waiting for a Loo...waiting for a loo-loo-loser like you
And all those botox people...up in El Presidente's Place
I'll put your $ in my pocket....and you'll say "peace" with a stoopid grin upon your face
My wockets rain down on La Brea...while Obama vacations hard
Reverend Wright sings Hallelujah and Michelle dances with the stars
My wockets, you know, now can go so far
Me? I'm been lookin forward to John Kerry...lookin forward to you, Kerry...lookin forward to you, Kerry
All night LOOONG time long!!!
(from JG's HQ: It's Red Shirt Friday! Let's Dance!)

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Korean Valentines Day Story 1976

Ahhhh...yes...Valentines Day 1976! I remember it well!! Our first Valentines Day as husband and wife, (I was the husband, in case you're confused) married to the very RUVLY Mrs JihadGene. We took the "Train Ride of Romance" that day, from the Punjabi District of Pusan, South Korea to the scenic and serene north. A train ride of RUV...very LOOONG time!!! You see,  if you know anything about Korea's train system in the 1970's, then you know that there were 3 basic trains for travel. There was 1st class...it was "The Blue Train"....then, there was coach..."The Green Train" and lastly, there was "The Red Train". It was a train perfect for broke newly-wedded G.I.'s and their lovely brides! Simply put...it was a train for those "so much in LOOONG time love" that they didn't mind the freezing weather at 29 to 43 MPH, coming in through those boxcars with seats, and all the while sitting next to pigmy goats tied to the train's hand rails and Papasans hacking up chunks from their congested lungs. Just taking a pee on the Red Train was an adventure all in itself! Baby goats were tied up to the urinals. But what can I'm say? We were 21 and we were very much in RUV! To us,  it was a beautiful summer morning in Northwestern India! Smell the sweet air (above the goats)? Do you hear the music playing over all the hacking coughs?? We did! Now view this video, please. This is how we saw it. This is how we felt. We danced all the way north! God bless you all, especially our awesome US Armed Forces and their families! Have a wonderful Valentines day... very LOOONG time!!!  Come on! Let's dance and enjoy life's ride! JG;)

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

North Korean Shout Out to Obama, Hillary Clinton, and John Kerry

                                                    Happy Nuke Year, Blitches!

Monday, February 11, 2013

Nuke Quake

In North Korea there has been an earthquake... or a nuclear bomb was just tested. Have a happy...not crappy...New Year, LOOONG time!!!

Friday, February 1, 2013

It's Friday and Fashion Thug's 12th Anniversary!Let's Dance!

Can you believe it? Friday already...and it's also the 12th anniversary of our store, "Fashion Thug". My wife is the brains of this outfit...and...well...opposites DO attract!  So what can I'm say??? This song is for her! God has been great to us and I want to remind you of some great folks! Our US military and their families.  It's RED SHIRT FRIDAY for you Soldiers' Angels types and supporters of our most awesome US Armed Forces! It's Friday! Let's Dance and keep our troops and their families in your prayers...always and very LOOONG time!!! Have a wonderful weekend! JG & Family

Friday, January 11, 2013

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

I found a love! I surely did. I found a love, a love that I need. A love that helped me to love, even more. More than before. So, here's to hoping that you've found it too! It's Friday...so let's use this day to dance and to do the best we can with what we've got. Don't forget, you are in our prayers right along with our brave US Armed Forces and their families. God bless them and all of you...very LOOONG time!!! It's Friday! Let's dance! Ruv, JG ;)

Friday, January 4, 2013

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

At 0645 hours, that's six-forty-five AM (PST)...for you civilians....this Friday morning, my ruvly wife and I danced slowly to this song. It's beautiful. It's sad. Lot's of marriages breaking up. Some are 30 year marriages, even. That's not good...but God is. While we danced I asked my better-half why she hung in there, all these years, with me? She said, "God made me. He made me stay with you." So, I'm just plain giving thanks today. Thanks to God, while we slowly dance. Marriage is hard. Married life in the military is even harder. Keep our brave US Armed Forces in your prayers. Keep our military families in your prayers and especially this new year! God bless you all! Now,  let's dance...and may peace be in your heart...and most of all, love.