Friday, June 27, 2014

It's Friday-Let's Dance

It's been a long time* since I posted a Let's Dance. So have a SPAM (spiritually powered and motivated) Friday, wear a red shirt for our deployed troops, and always keep the brave men and women of our wonderful US Armed Forces in your prayers LOOONG time!!! As the Great Reader KIM Jong Un wood say..."Let's wok 'n lol"!
*Thanks to Soldiers' Angel, Sherri K. for todays tune.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Mastermind of Benghazi Captured?

Meanwhile.....back home in the DPRK, we find Great Reader KIM Jong Un receiving a security briefing from Norf Korea's 7 star General Wang. 
WANG: It seems the Americans, with "President Obama's blessings", have finally captured "The Mastermind of Benghazi"!
KIM: Really??? They captured the Tree Stooges? 
WANG: The 3 Stooges, Sir?
KIM: Yeah, you knows...Obama, Hillary, and Susan Rice. ROR! (raff out roud)
WANG: (regaining military bearing), Sir. It seems they have captured Ahmed Abu Khattala.
KIM: Well, I'll be kimchee'd! I thought they imprisoned that You Tubed film maker LOOONG time ago!!!
KIM: And they're gonna hold him in Gitmo! ROR!
WANG: And trade him for O.J. Simpson, Sir! ROR!
KIM: (drying eyes) Good one, Wang!


Thursday, June 12, 2014

Victory in Iraq

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS!!! Nobel Peace Prize recipient, Barack Whosenamed Obama has declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq and is "redeploying" the US Embassy there. Vice Premier  Joe Biden has put out a call for all available Taliban Commanders to please contact the White House. That is all.

Friday, June 6, 2014

Impeach Obama No Way

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS!!! US President Barack Whosenamed Obama says he was lied to and tricked into giving up the 5 Taliban commanders who "served with honor and distinction" while incarcerated at Club Gitmo . Obama has now drawn a red line in the sands of Omaha Beach over this! Reportedly, Obama vowed that...Allah willing...he will have Susan Rice's head once he gets to the bottom of this! When asked about possible impeachment proceedings, Obama said that the Vice President told him it was no big f@&king deal. Furthermore...Obama stated he spoke with 5 Star Attorney General Eric Holdon who told Obama that he was safe under Nancy Pelosi's "No Deserter Left Behind Act". Stay tuned.

Oprah does it Obama Style

*Funny photo thanks to Ranger Up Military & MMA Apparel 

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Obama forms Company

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS!!! Seeing that his term of "fairness in ruling" is soon ending, sweetheart of Hollywood and theTaliban's BFF, President Barack Whosenamed Obama has announced the opening of a new film company! Obama crowed that his tax dollar funded and tax exempt business will not only help the unemployed...but will also help veterans! He claims to have done this by hiring Veteran Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki as Co Director of Obama's...Smartiscool Works! Their first film is "Sure to be a hit with veterans!"...Susan Rice reports. Joe Biden, VP of Smartiscool Works, touts the film as, "A real morale booster for veterans waiting to get on a VA waiting list". The film should be in theaters and soup kitchens on November 11th. The film is called...Lone Deserter.