Monday, December 19, 2011

The Final Moments of KIM Jong IL a land far away...only hours ago...Norf Korea's Great Reader KIM Jong IL's last moments on planet Earf are spent with his aide de camp, 7 star General Wang. Let's listen in...

WANG: Great Reader, Sir! Before you go...there is something the North Korean people must know!

KIM: I'm goner LOOONG time, General Wang!!! I'm nose it. I'm fading fast but I'm try to hangs in there for one last question befloor I'm kicks eternal bucket. What is question?

WANG: What title shall we give KIM Jong Un when he takes over, Sir?

KIM: WTF?! My son, KIM Jong Un takes charge???!!! Oh GREAT!!! That SUCKS!!! Frickin MESS!!! My life is OVER!!!

(KIM expires)

(General Wang dutifully writes in notebook, "Great Successor")

Author's note- And now you nose, the rest of the story. JG;)


Kid said...

Tell ya one thing, I hope the media gets over this N Korean tingling in their legs thing very soon, because I've had enough of seeing that fat pudgy little punk son of kim's in 'the news'.

Google. For God's sake man, give me the ability to filter out content !

Kid said...

Gene ! Merry Christmas to you and yours and a Great New year!

Just waiting for some kids to show up here and poking around the blogs in the meantime.

JihadGene said...

Merry Christmas LOOONG time, Kid!!!