"This sucks," Great Reader was heard to exclaim.
Two or three days to wait for the Korean kissy face love story?
The suspense builds.
Is he being a tease?
"It ain't no joke," B. Bob reported. "Last time I saw him, he was huddled
in a corner, hands shaking, trying to text message stories to unsuspecting (and possibly unwilling) Blackberry owners."
Sorry folks, that's all.
Oh, the humanity!
(patiently waiting. I have no Blackberry. Sucks for me!)
Gene doesn't have one either. I'm just trying to make him sound wealthy.
Healthy, wealthy and wise; one out of three isn't all that bad, even if the wealthy isn't true.
But he's sort of healthy. Ok. Let's give him credit for that. One-sixth of healthy, wealthy and wise.
OH NOs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spring for a new comp fast!!!
No updates?! O noes! ^_^
Was it the evil Mr. Hands or Mr. Sluggo. Can Spot save it?
This is a travesty of monumental proportions.
Contrary to rampant rumors spread by the evil, liberal media, Jihadgene has NOT abandoned his blogging responsibilities in order to become a Saracuda groupie.
1. He doesn't like women who can outshoot him.
2. Sarah's too busy to cook her delicacy "elk oysters." (Definition: Project Elk Oysters is part of a population control/catch and release program Alaska has recently funded.)
3. Jigene fears any woman with a filet knife.
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