Brogger KIM JONG IL Happy! Obama Shuts Down Opposition !

WOOOooo-WEEEeee! Great Reader KIM JONG IL here! Hell-Row and how's the hell are yous?! Yeah-yeah...enuff of this bullcwap. Let's get down to bidness!
I find this artickle here , as well as picture. If true, and I'm believe it be so, freedom of speech on OBAMA's side of the DMZ is not allowed!
Bottoms line is this....
Barrack "Who's-Named" OBAMA is my main man in 2008!!!
Yeah BLAY-BEE!!! Him shut downs free speech! Him intimidate others via the race/religion card... or by any MEANS prossible!!!
Happy Forf of July USA...it may be your last!!!

Ruv You Looong Time!
Great Reader KIM Jong IL
PyongYang, DPRK 90210

Great Reader KIM Jong IL,With One Mighty Blow, Brings Down Yongbyon Cooling Tower

DATELINE NORF KOREA- The DPRK's Great Reader KIM Jong IL has destroyed a cooling tower at Fake Vomit & "Bro-up Doll" Factory #227, in Yongbyon, NORKO. Great Reader KIM Jong IL declared to all the world- "If this scares you...I'm will knock it down in the name of world peace and for 5 million dolla's (US) fast cash"! So with only one mighty Karate Chop (left-handed even) our own beruvved 100th Degree Brack-Belted KIM Jong IL completely destroyed the cooling tower. Yongbyon was once known as the Baby Milk Factory Capital of Communism but has changed with the times. So... the United States' own Georgie DoubleWoo Bushie has now FRIP-FROPPED like a John Kerry waffle, and decided to remove North Korea from its official list of terrorist sponsors!
NORF KOREA NO MORE AXIS OF EVIL?! WTF???
The US Stank Department has since sent in, none-other than the lowly, CondoWeezah Rice, the dubious stunt-double of Michelle Obama, to mad-cow-suking Souf Korea! Why do this? This is an insult to the mal-nourished patriots of the people's of Norf Korea who want only to unify the Korean Peninsula under the Readership of KIM Jong IL!!! While it is true that Great Reader declared we had slightly more plutonium than previously admitted, it was clearly the fault of a temporary employee who comitted suicide by firing squad and is currently unavailable for comment! NORKO DID NO WONG!!! Honest mistake, happen all time on DMZ, and in American politics! ...I'm smoked but I'm never inhaled...She was just deliverin' pizza... or I'm never had sexy time with that woman... or that one, or that one, or...yeah, there in the back, that one.
That is all. JG

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

Here's a special song I would sing to my son when he was 4 months old. I danced with him (not too fast) in my arms. It's a special song to me. So let's twist again with the Great Chubby Checker!!!

Fortunes and Fortune Cookies

FORTUNE COOKIE SAYS-

Five fortune-cookie fortunes by JihadGene.
Please feel free to add your own smartassim's in my comments section!...

#1 Not everyone is your friend.

#2 Enjoy life to the fullest with
good friends!

#3 You can thank your "Lucky Stars" that you are not everyone's friend!

#4 Take the time to stop and piss on all jerks, along life's highway.

#5 Drive carefully! The highway is slick with piss.

KIM Jong IL on Depression and Self Medicating

Meanwhile North of the 38th Parallel, in the land of milk & Honeycombs we find Great Reader KIM Jong Il, in pink robe and fuzzy bunny slippers, reading a cereal box, and eating breakfast, much to the distress of General Wang...

WANG- Your Greatness, I haven't seen you in this kinda shape since the movie Team America came out! Every-time you get depressed, you start eating boxes of Honeycomb cereal!

KIM- (munch, mmm, munch, crunch) TEEMS AMERICKLAW!!!
Booo-hooo-hooo-hooo! Sniff-sniff. sniff. Pass me the milk and get me some more Kreen-Ex.

WANG-Right here with the Kleenex , your Sad One. You can't go on like this, Sir.

KIM- (Munch, CRUNCH, muncH!!!)
Can't goes on like what? I'm likes Honey's-Comb LOOONG time! It's my way to self meditate.

WANG- Self medicate, Sir.

KIM- Whatever. I'm feels depressed. But I'm knows I'm must be thinking more positively. Yes, that's right! The sun will wise again in the mooring!

WANG- That's right Sir! The sun will rise again in the morning! It will be a better day and this dark cloud shall pass-by, showing a bright & beautiful, new tomorrow!

KIM- (rises from kitchen table, puts on big sunglasses, and begins to sing from
the musical Annie)

"TOMORROW"
The sun will come out TOO-MARR-LOW

So you gots to hang on

'Til TOO-MARR-LOW

Come whats may

TooMarrLow! TooMarrLow!

I RUV Ya TOMORROW

You're always
A day
A way!!!

KIM- Thanks General Wang! I fweel better already.

WANG- Good. Now I need some Honeycomb.

KIM- Help yourself!
Got milk?

My brother Joe and Poetry

Teen suicide sucks. I found out, first-hand, in 1971. My brother with that beautiful nervous smile of his, left us. It happened late at night. I was age 16 and asleep. Joe would have been 19 in one more week. I hope he stopped by my room and said goodbye. I'll never know. I have memories of him, very good ones. I discarded the negative, as best I can. The blog has helped me do this. If I could change things I would. He was so smart. So quiet. Call me Mr Opposite. We fought and loved each-other. He was my big brother. He wrote this funny poem and I never forgot it. I don't know if my sisters know it, but I know it. word.for.word.

WHEN I GET OLDER

When I get older, I know what I'll be.

A wino's life, is the life for me.

Vin Ros'e and Muscatel,

A life like that would sure be swell!

I'd live down by the railroad tracks,

And keep my wine in paper sacks.

When I'm older and I die,

You'll know it's cause my bottle's dry!

by Joe

*my Blog Mother "Erica" is writing poetry. Thanks Erica, for helping me to share my brother Joe. If someone talks about death, stop, think, and listen. My parents didn't. It was different then. JG

KIM Jong IL's Parking Tips...

While brog-surfing, I found my friend, Teresa, over at Technicalities, wiff a problem. It seems Teresa, who is good Joe (peeps), parks way out there in parking lots, to avoid udder more big vehicles which may block her view when she backing out of parking stall. Teresa drives a mid sized vehicle and, wet's face it (unless you are Gene's Uncle Bob), gettin' boxed in by vans and SUV's, while tryings to back out, is no fun. So here are some helpful hints...
KIM JONG IL's Parking Tips

PLAN A- While a bit pricey at $485 (US) , per 16' length, I find the "Local Law Enforcement Method" using Magnum Road Spikes, if strategically placed, will keep those problem SUV's at bay. It comes with a nice carrying case too!

PLAN B- For the do-it-your-selfer's try "The Bob Vila Approach". Empty a couple of kilo's of 3" deck screws in those flanking stalls! Make sure they are the silver colored ones for maximum visibility! If you are at Home Depot this will "NOT" work, as illegal aliens will take the screws.

PLAN C- Do it cheap-charlie. You can save money and "GO Wal-Mart on 'Em" ... just toss some dirty diaper bombs and break a few bottles in the adjacent parking stalls! Plus, feel free to throw out any trash in your car from 7-11's, Micky D's, KFC, Booger King, etc.! Even empty your ash-tway, if you smoke! Remember if you are "IN" a Wal-Mart parking lot, Plans A, B, and C, will have no effect what-so-ever. Absolute!!!

I knows too much abrout you Americans!
Ruv You Looong Time!
Great Reader KIM JONG IL