It's Friday! Let's Dance with Our Troops!!!

It's a Friday and it's been a rough week, for some, for sure. This week I sent a wounded Marine a rubber chicken and some shirts. He is on my mind. Hold all our troops and their families up in prayer please. Make it a regular part of your life. God IS good! Happy Friday and Happy Easter and remember that God and Great Reader RUV you very LOOONG time, so put on a wonderful smile and dance...it's Friday!!!

KIM Jong IL I Had a Dream

Meanwhile somewhere north of the tunnels on the DMZ, we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL, afraid to go to sleep.

KIM: AWWW... WHOLEY HORSE KWAP!!! General Wang! Come here!

WANG: What's wrong, Sir?

KIM: I'm can'ts sleep! I'm keeps having these bad dweams.

WANG: Dreams? What kind of dreams, Great Reader?

KIM: Like I'm Joe Biden's wife and I'm haves to wake him up for work.

WANG: That's bad, Sir.

KIM: That's nuffing. Then I'm had dream I'm a pilot whose plane is going down in flames and Joe Biden is in the controls tower!

WANG: That's bad, alright.

KIM: Then I'm had this dream that I was Joe Biden and I was in Lost Vegas, trying to get into a Sleep Number Store. But then, all the beds were taken up by a bunch of drunks from the Air Traffic Controller's Convention.

WANG: Oh my!

KIM: Then I'm had this weird dream that I'm was not a Norf Korean at all... but, that I was from India.

(Kim looks in mirror sees big red circle in middle of forehead)

Oh mine Gawd!!! It's twoo! I'm Indian!

WANG: Relax, Sir. You are not Indian. I believe you feel asleep on you wrist watch and that left the mark on your face.

KIM: Call for me nurse, preeze.

WANG: Thorazine, Sir?

KIM: Yeah. Have her make it a double.

WANG: On the rocks, with a little umbrella?

KIM: Roger that.

Rest in Peace Tim Hetherington

A sad situation. Movie director and photographer, Tim Hetherington, was killed while filming in Libya. Some blog friends of mine knew Mr Hetherington personally, from the movie "Restrepo", a documentary about a platoon of 173rd Airborne Brigade Sky Soldiers on a combat tour in Afghanistan. You should see the movie if you haven't. I know Mr Hetherington did great work and I heard he was a wonderful guy. Our prayers go out to all who loved him and to those whose lives he most certainly touched. News story HERE.

KIM Jong IL and a Game of Charades

Meanwhile somewhere north of the Samsung-Starvation Line (38th Parallel) we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL playing a game of charades with 7 star General Wang.

KIM: Oklay, General Wang...whom am I?.... ZZZzzz... (pretends to sleep)

WANG: You're a North American air traffic controller!

KIM: (opens one eye) You're getting warm... but look closely!

WANG: (stares at Kim's face) I see it! I see it! I see the drool!! You are Joe Biden!!!

KIM: Blingo!

Obama Fixes Air Traffic and Unemployment

Meanwhile...somewhere north of Munsan, South Korea, we find Great Reader, KIM Jong IL once again in front of the television set.

KIM: Turn on the Shee-N-N news channel, General Wang. President Obamama is going to give speech!

WANG: Very good, Sir.

TV: My fellow Americans, as you all know...thanks to George W. Bush, these are tough times...both for the Federal Aviation Administration's air traffic controllers and our nation...due to the rate of high unemployment. It is because of these factors, that I have paired up with Air Traffic Control Czar, Joe Biden, in an effort to fix it. So...beginning tonight, I have instructed Joe to personally give on-the-job air traffic control training to former employees of the bankrupt Blockbuster Video stores! These are full-time, shovel-ready graveyard shift jobs, located in airport towers all across our less than great country. It's a win-win for the American people and makers of portable DVD players! Thank you, and now, I must go on a vacation.

KIM: (stands up, points to TV while trying to hold a straight face) That's a leader right there!!!

KIM & WANG: BWAHAHAHAhahahaaa!!!

KIM Jong IL Approves Obama Decision

Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL watching Shee-N-N breaking news on his Philco 19 inch, Super-Derux, brack and white, portable television set.

TV: Breaking news! Due to numerous concerns over airport personnel asleep on the job, President Obama has announced today that the newly formed position of Air Traffic Control Czar will be filled by Vice President Joe Biden...

KIM: BWAHAhahahahaaa!!!

TV: In other related news stories...air traffic controllers are requesting scheduled naps during work, based upon the "Biden Work Ethic". All calls to VP Joe Biden's office for comment were left unanswered.

KIM: ROR!!!

Why Joe Biden is Tired

Why are you always so damned tired, Joe?













Hold on big guy! Before you unload on me, just hear me out. Ya see...what with the high cost of fuel and all...I have to supplement my vice presidential income somehow...so I took on another job.









Another job, Joe?! Really...what?



















I work nights in Reno as an air traffic controller.