Meanwhile somewhere north of the Samsung-Starvation Line (38th Parallel) we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL playing a game of charades with 7 star General Wang.
KIM: Oklay, General Wang...whom am I?.... ZZZzzz... (pretends to sleep)
WANG: You're a North American air traffic controller!
KIM: (opens one eye) You're getting warm... but look closely!
WANG: (stares at Kim's face) I see it! I see it! I see the drool!! You are Joe Biden!!!
KIM: Blingo!
