Meanwhile.....back home in the DPRK, we find Great Reader KIM Jong Un receiving a security briefing from Norf Korea's 7 star General Wang.
WANG: It seems the Americans, with "President Obama's blessings", have finally captured "The Mastermind of Benghazi"!
KIM: Really??? They captured the Tree Stooges?
WANG: The 3 Stooges, Sir?
KIM: Yeah, you knows...Obama, Hillary, and Susan Rice. ROR! (raff out roud)
WANG: (regaining military bearing) No...no, Sir. It seems they have captured Ahmed Abu Khattala.
KIM: Well, I'll be kimchee'd! I thought they imprisoned that You Tubed film maker LOOONG time ago!!!
KIM & WANG: ROR!
KIM: And they're gonna hold him in Gitmo! ROR!
WANG: And trade him for O.J. Simpson, Sir! ROR!
KIM: (drying eyes) Good one, Wang!
TEAM NORF KOREA! FLUK YEAH!