Impeach Obama No Way

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS!!! US President Barack Whosenamed Obama says he was lied to and tricked into giving up the 5 Taliban commanders who "served with honor and distinction" while incarcerated at Club Gitmo . Obama has now drawn a red line in the sands of Omaha Beach over this! Reportedly, Obama vowed that...Allah willing...he will have Susan Rice's head once he gets to the bottom of this! When asked about possible impeachment proceedings, Obama said that the Vice President told him it was no big f@&king deal. Furthermore...Obama stated he spoke with 5 Star Attorney General Eric Holdon who told Obama that he was safe under Nancy Pelosi's "No Deserter Left Behind Act". Stay tuned.