Thursday, March 7, 2013

Joe Biden on NORKO Nuke Threat

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS! After hearing of Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un's talk of a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the USA, Vice Premiere Joe Biden has issued the following statement: "I already told Obama and Kerry that Dennis Rodman wasn't 'all that', to that sawed-off little West Korean dictator! Dennis Rodman? Really??? What a bunch of malarky! I told them weeks ago to send in Moms Mabley and Scatman Crothers! They looked at me like I was stupid! Maybe they'll listen now? I certainly hope so...

2 comments:

Coffeypot said...

He is so informed... don't tell him those two have been dead for almost 50 years.

Kid said...

I understand dennis rodman gave him the coordinates for Los Angeles. I'm getting my safe room ready in Cincinnati!