Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Happy Birthday US Air Force

Meanwhile, at an Air Force Base near you...

COLONEL: Sir, on behalf of the US Air Force, I want to thank you for attending our 65th Birthday Party ceremonies! Do you have any questions for me before we inspect the troops?

CLINTON: Yes, I do. Is it true the US Air Force has some of the hawtest lookin' females of all the armed services?

COLONEL: Very true, Sir.  Why do you think George W. Bush was in the Air Force?

CLINTON: Why... that old hound dawg! Man, I knew I should a joined up! Well...I guess that answers one thing...

COLONEL: Answers what, Sir?

CLINTON: Why Hillary couldn't get into the Army. Hell, even they wouldn't take her! (lol)

COLONEL: BWAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!


Coffeypot said...

She could have been the Marine Bulldog...but only in looks.

JihadGene said...

I RUV Bulldogs! Be nice!

Kid said...

hilrod's had so much work, she could star in the next james cameron movie.

Otherwise - Very Funny Doctor Gene !

JihadGene said...

Kid- I think you're right!