Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Happy Birthday US Air Force
Meanwhile, at an Air Force Base near you...
COLONEL: Sir, on behalf of the US Air Force, I want to thank you for attending our 65th Birthday Party ceremonies! Do you have any questions for me before we inspect the troops?
CLINTON: Yes, I do. Is it true the US Air Force has some of the hawtest lookin' females of all the armed services?
COLONEL: Very true, Sir. Why do you think George W. Bush was in the Air Force?
CLINTON: Why... that old hound dawg! Man, I knew I should a joined up! Well...I guess that answers one thing...
COLONEL: Answers what, Sir?
CLINTON: Why Hillary couldn't get into the Army. Hell, even they wouldn't take her! (lol)