Father and Son Talk

I have a 13 year old son. His name is Ben. Listen in on us...

BEN- Dad...you're always using the "A" word (a$$hole) when talking about Democrats.

ME (DAD)- Yeah, I didn't really notice...but yeah...reckon you're right. So where you going with this, Son 'O Mine?

BEN- (suddenly a big smile appears on his face) Well, I guess that's why you never talk politics when we go to church, huh?

ME- (wearing a grin) Son, don't be a Democrat.

BEN- I'm telling MOM!

ME- You tell the head of the DNC that and I'll cut off your funds like a Democrat would do to missile defense!

(Ben understands what I said and begins to run)

BEN- Oh! I'm tellin' alright!!!

ME- Get back here MISTER! Who do you think you are?! Director of Homeland Security or something?!!!

Damn...I either raised a Somali pirate or a presidential candidate...gotta be more careful when FOX news is on. JG;)

Like Father like Son

So it's like 0715 hours today, that's 7:15 AM (PST) for you civilians, and I'm making my 13 year old, Ben, some Samyang ramen for breakfast while he is at the table on the laptop computer showing the wife (the ruvly Kim) something. They are cracking up! Pretty loud, too. Now I am hearing people talking like me, when I do my KIM Jong IL schtick. WTF?! For those who don't know... my son was adopted from South Korea (no, not north). Judging by the video he found and is playing for us (his parents) he is either...
a.) Comfortable with his adoption
or
b.) Totally warped having been raised by me

You be the judge. For those of you who know me and think the Dad in the video is just like me...I'm say "Whats-a-matta-4-U'?! Thanks for the You Tube Ben!
Thanks looong time!!!