KIM Jong IL on Susan Roesgen

Meanwhile somewhere North of the DMZ in the "Land 'O the Morning Missile Launch" we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL, DickTator of Norf Korea, watching his favorite news program...

KIM- WOW! General Wang! Get over here!

WANG- Yes, your Greatness?

KIM- Check out this C.U.N.T.!

WANG- Great Reader, I am shocked! Are you looking at porn again?

KIM- Oh hell NO! I'm just watching CNN news reporter SUSAN ROESGEN on my Heathkit brack and white TV set.

WANG- But such language, Sir!

KIM- (Kim adjusting rabbit ears) What wanguage you tawkin about?

WANG- Cunt! I'm talking about the word "cunt", your Most Foul-Mouthed One.

KIM- Cunt is not bad word. Is ack-crow-nim.

WANG- An acronym, Sir?

KIM- Yoo gots it, Einstyme.

WANG- Sir, I'm no Einstein but cunt, Sir? You say CNN news reporter SUSAN ROESGEN is a CUNT, Sir?

KIM- Just rook at the bideo and tell me SUSAN ROESGEN is not a
Chicago Underhanded News Telecaster (C.U.N.T.)

WANG- Looking at the video, Sir.



KIM- What chew think now, General Wang?

WANG- Susan Roesgen's a cunt, alright.

KIM- Eggsackedlee! Now get me some Happy Jolly Time brand, butterlicious type, plop-corn, and put "Behind the Red Door" featuring Madame Albright, in the Sony Beta-Max.

WANG- Motion-Lotion, Sir?

KIM- You knows it!

WANG- (I hate my job)