Thursday, May 15, 2008

Great Reader KIM Jong IL Hates Bumper Stickers

Meanwhile....somewheres North of heathen-starving souths Koreans, we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL's eyeballz glued to the monitor...

KIM- POOOOTTWEEEeeeeeeeeeeee! BWAHAhahahahahahahaha! Oh sheet! Hey! General Wang! Come kwick with two roll'a paper towels! BWAHAHahahahahahahahaha!!! Damn KimChee burns when stuck in nose. HAAAK...cough....haak!

WANG- Here, Great Laugher! WOW! What a mess, Sir. Let me help clean you up and the computer, Sir.

KIM- Thanks, General Wang. heehee...heh..

WANG- You're certainly in good spirits, Sir. You drunk, Sir?

KIM- Me?...DLUNK?... No... Butts maybe later, Wang. Hee-hee-ha...

WANG- What has lifted you to this level of enjoyment, Great One? Is Elvis alive?

KIM- Wish he was. Naw....You knows how much I'm hates those dumb-ass blumper stickers?

WANG- Bumper Stickers, Sir?

KIM- You know! Like on Pappa-sans ox-cart, carrying away the dead at DPRK Political Correction Camps...sayings... My kid "WAS" a model inmate at DPRK Gulag#666, etc, etc.?

WANG- Yes.

KIM- Now, on AL Gore's World-Why-Webb, go here to find out what got Great Reader raffing out roud...
Help, I Have a Teenager!

Great Reader Ruv's You Looong Time!


Anonymous said...

Laffy laffy lots, Kim-Chee!

I look at my three teenagers and I have to say I sometimes wipe away a tear now and then when I think of the years that have flown by, and the young women they are growing up to be. And I think "I went through 28.5 months of pregnancy and 3 total days of induced heavy labor for THIS?"

Geez! Was I an axe murderer in a former life or something? Why am I being punished?

I have pondered the eons of parents who have sold their teenage daughters to gypsies and human traffickers. I imagine the parents who sold their daughters probably felt a twinge of sympathy for the people leading their offspring away.

I think the US military has it all wrong. We should allow teenage girls to fight in the front lines of combat. Send them all. Every last one of those hostile little weapons of mass destruction.

(People tell me it gets better when they are 21 or so. I will not enjoy that day from my padded cell at some State Hospital.)


JihadGene said...

Take rope off neck! Get off of chair!
Kids are heathens, everyones nose that! Nuke "THEIR" butts! They won't know what hit them!

Ruv You Looong Time!
Great reader KIM Jong IL