Meanwhile....somewheres North of heathen-starving souths Koreans, we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL's eyeballz glued to the monitor...
KIM- POOOOTTWEEEeeeeeeeeeeee! BWAHAhahahahahahahaha! Oh sheet! Hey! General Wang! Come kwick with two roll'a paper towels! BWAHAHahahahahahahahaha!!! Damn KimChee burns when stuck in nose. HAAAK...cough....haak!
WANG- Here, Great Laugher! WOW! What a mess, Sir. Let me help clean you up and the computer, Sir.
KIM- Thanks, General Wang. heehee...heh..
WANG- You're certainly in good spirits, Sir. You drunk, Sir?
KIM- Me?...DLUNK?... No... Butts maybe later, Wang. Hee-hee-ha...
WANG- What has lifted you to this level of enjoyment, Great One? Is Elvis alive?
KIM- Wish he was. Naw....You knows how much I'm hates those dumb-ass blumper stickers?
WANG- Bumper Stickers, Sir?
KIM- You know! Like on Pappa-sans ox-cart, carrying away the dead at DPRK Political Correction Camps...sayings... My kid "WAS" a model inmate at DPRK Gulag#666, etc, etc.?
WANG- Yes.
KIM- Now, on AL Gore's World-Why-Webb, go here to find out what got Great Reader raffing out roud...
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