Meanwhile somewhere in North Korea, in "The Land of the Morning Missile Launch", we find Great Reader KIM JONG IL learning to brogg (blogg) for the 1st time in his adult life....
KIM- Mudder-Pucker! For da furst time, in mine adult life, I'm proud to be a brogger! Mudder pucker, Obama's Old Lady ain't got shit on me! Now I'm can preach to da masses, same-same as racist dumb-ass, Minister Jerry-my-yASS Wright!
Preeze excluse me if mine command of da Engrish language frucks yoo up...so to speak...butt I'm am being "channeled" through JihadGene who's caucasian-ass is a product of the Kalifornia Pubrick Skool Systum! Mudder puckin spell check ain't his forte, so's to spleek. I'm am hope to entertaining all of yous and make you my blogg slaves! Life is good whether you rikes it or not. I'm a Big Dick-Tater and no have time for boo-shit! If you have question for Great Reader, then pleeze axed me. I'm no kill you (in most cases). If yoos don't like it you can blame somebody named Erica's Blog over at Erica's Blog. Thanks a hoe lot Ericklaw! Now I'm got headache and wockets .
I'm KIM JONG IL and I'm proof of this messag-ie!
Ruv Yoo Looong Time,
Great Reader, KIM Jong Il
Pyongyang, DPRK 90210
Central Koweefornia, USA U812