Meanwhile somewhere south of US Route 66, Fort Courage, The Meteor Crater, and Stuckey's, we find Civil Rights Soupa-Star, the Congressional Reverend Al Sharp-tone, warming up his Soupa-Sized megaphone...
AL- (on megaphone) Test. Test. Test. (SQUELCH!!!) Say, Mr. President! Is this muh-fugger even on?!
OBAMA- Reverend Al, you've already knocked this one outta CoMENski Park!
AL- No shit?! Man, I ain't seen so many Mess-cans in one muh-fuggin place since I been to a Cinco de Mayo sale at Home Depot! (turns to the Vice President)
Hellrow! I'm Great Reader, KIM Jong IL. Glorious Weeder of fabulous Norf Korea! I ruv my dogs and I often wok them! It's makes me happy looong time!!! Most of times when I'm happy eberybody else is crappy...what's up wiff dat? Oh well, here is song for you, rewritten by JihadGene, especially for BLACKFIVE's Uncle Jimbo...
Here's a wittle song I'm wrote You might want to sling it note for note Don't worry, be crappy. In every wife we have some twouble But when you are KIM JONG IL you makes it double Don't worry, be crappy. Don't worry, be crappy now.
(Chorus) Don't worry, be crappy. Don't worry, be crappy. Don't worry, be crappy. Don't worry, be crappy.
Me and ACHMADINEJAD got the WOCKETS to make you dead! While BARACK tells HAMAS that the JEWS give HEAD!!! Don't worry, WE happy!!! HILLERY says that IRAN and NORF KOREA must stop the hate! What's she gonna do...frucking litigate? Don't worry, WE happy.
(Chorus) Look at me -- I'm happy. Don't worry, be crappy. Here I'm give you my phone number (1-800-EAT-KWAP). When I'm sink your NAVY'S SHIP, call me, I make all SOUTH KOREANS crappy. Don't worry, ME happy.
Ain't got no cash, but my hair is ELVIS style My JOY BRIGADE has many gurls to make me smile Don't worry, ME happy. 'Cause when you worry, your OBAMA I will clown NANCY PELOSI helps me bring the U.S. down Don't worry, SHE happy.
(Chorus) Don't worry, don't worry, just do it. Be crappy. Have no smile on your face. LIBERALS bring everybody down. Don't worry. The CAP and TRADE bill will soon pass, whatever it is they want. Don't worry, ME happy. I'm not worried, I'm HAPPY... I'm KIM JONG IL!!!
Sir, kindly just knock my ass the F@CK out and get this shit over with!!! Sunday night another group of THREE...count 'em...THREE!!!...this time Hispanics... (AKA: The 3 Amigos) broke the lower glass of the front door on our store at approximately 10:30 PM. You know, Allah? That same glass I had replaced only last week because of a similar break in (same location on the glass door)? It was only last Sunday night/early Monday morning at midnight. Remember that? Then...it was 3 black guys, The 3 A-Negroes, who got into our store, now... it's Hispanic kids who tried to break in, but couldn't gain a joyous shopping entry because of the bars I had placed on the door. Apparently "The 3 Amigos" did not talk to "The 3 Ah-Negroes" and get briefed about the newly installed bars. I'm being attacked in three's!! WTF, Allah?! I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to!!! If shit happens in 3's what's next, Allah?! Allah, if it ain't too much to ask for, could you have all heathens involved be shit on and then eaten by a herd of wild Russian-strain boars? With my luck you'll just send me the 3 Little Pigs. Jeez! Praise be to Allah and all that crap, but help me out. So far, I score it... Seoul Brudders 1, Hispanic Homies 0, and our clothing store, Fashion Thug, out $870 (US).
Hell-of-a-week, it's been! At about midnight Sunday night our store (I call it Fashion Thug) got broken into again...for the 3rd time in about 2 and a half years. There were 3 of 'em...young punks (Aflac-can Americans). They got away with about 24 pair of pants and a dozen pair of stunner gen-U-ine fake diamond ear rings. Stooopid fucks! They went right past the Levi 501's and took the baggy pants-on-the-ground-shit I sell for half the price of the Levi's. I have again upgraded the security (yes we have cameras and an alarm system) but for these 3 guys it didn't matter. Since there were 3 of 'em, the cameras caught on tape, I have dubbed them with an alias or AKA for the local cops. Remember the movie The Three Amigos? Well I have named these three The 3 Ah-NEGROES!!! The cops loved the name LOOONG time! Oh well, it's Friday and I got this song in my head and visions of theses assholes locked up... so let's all dance!!! *This one's for our blog friend, Tammi of Tammi's World!
We at Great Reader wish to thank Vice President Joe Biden for pointing out to us that our Texas state flag (as seen on the right) is hanging upside down. Biden did note however that "It's no big f@cking deal".
Meanwhile somewhere faraway from the hustle and bustle of Afalc-can Americans we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL back in his Pyongyang digs contemplating his next move after having received the latest intel on Obamacare...
KIM- General Wang, if this Oblamma Care kicks in...when will it take effect?
WANG- I believe in the year 2014, Sir.
KIM- Glood. Then there's still time.
WANG- Time, Sir? For what?
KIM- Time to do further testing of our Norf Korean ICBM's to see if they can reach Tijuana, of course!
WANG- But Tijuana is in Mexico, Great One. Why would we attack Mexico?
KIM- Because all the Americlans will be in Tijuana come 2014!
WANG- Why would they be in Tijuana, Sir?
KIM- For better health care, of course!
WANG- I see.
KIM- Americlaws ducks have come home to roost!!! Now go get me a shot and a beer!! Make it a Corona and don't floorget the lime!
WANG- Right away, Great Reader! What kind of shot, Sir?
