Thursday, April 1, 2010

Don't Worry- I'm KIM Jong IL

Hellrow! I'm Great Reader, KIM Jong IL. Glorious Weeder of fabulous Norf Korea! I ruv my dogs and I often wok them! It's makes me happy looong time!!! Most of times when I'm happy eberybody else is crappy...what's up wiff dat? Oh well, here is song for you, rewritten by JihadGene, especially for BLACKFIVE's Uncle Jimbo...

Here's a wittle song I'm wrote
You might want to sling it note for note
Don't worry, be crappy.
In every wife we have some twouble
But when you are KIM JONG IL you makes it double
Don't worry, be crappy.
Don't worry, be crappy now.

Don't worry, be crappy. Don't worry, be crappy.
Don't worry, be crappy. Don't worry, be crappy.

Me and ACHMADINEJAD got the WOCKETS to make you dead!
While BARACK tells HAMAS that the JEWS give HEAD!!!
Don't worry, WE happy!!!
HILLERY says that IRAN and NORF KOREA must stop the hate!
What's she gonna do...frucking litigate?
Don't worry, WE happy.

Look at me -- I'm happy. Don't worry, be crappy.
Here I'm give you my phone number (1-800-EAT-KWAP). When I'm sink your NAVY'S SHIP,
call me, I make all SOUTH KOREANS crappy. Don't worry, ME happy.

Ain't got no cash, but my hair is ELVIS style
My JOY BRIGADE has many gurls to make me smile
Don't worry, ME happy.
'Cause when you worry, your OBAMA I will clown
NANCY PELOSI helps me bring the U.S. down
Don't worry, SHE happy.

Don't worry, don't worry, just do it.
Be crappy. Have no smile on your face.
LIBERALS bring everybody down.
Don't worry. The CAP and TRADE bill will soon pass, whatever it is they want.
Don't worry, ME happy.
I'm not worried, I'm HAPPY... I'm KIM JONG IL!!!


Teresa said...

Dear Great Reader... could we ask you to invite the Readers of our country over to your place for a big party then just keep them there... then we could all be happy while they be crappy.

pamibe said...

This is probably your best work yet, Great Reader!! :D

Anonymous said...

What Pam said.

Just when I think you'll never top yourself.

Happy Easter! Christ truly is Risen!


JihadGene said...

Delta Bravo-
He is risen indeed!

Snarky Basterd said...

Another Lil Kim classic.

Cappy said...

Heh heh. Snort...

Anonymous said...

... you are a genius...... plain and simple...... we seriously need to have a beer together......