Impeach Obama No Way

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS!!! US President Barack Whosenamed Obama says he was lied to and tricked into giving up the 5 Taliban commanders who "served with honor and distinction" while incarcerated at Club Gitmo . Obama has now drawn a red line in the sands of Omaha Beach over this! Reportedly, Obama vowed that...Allah willing...he will have Susan Rice's head once he gets to the bottom of this! When asked about possible impeachment proceedings, Obama said that the Vice President told him it was no big f@&king deal. Furthermore...Obama stated he spoke with 5 Star Attorney General Eric Holdon who told Obama that he was safe under Nancy Pelosi's "No Deserter Left Behind Act". Stay tuned.

Oprah does it Obama Style

*Funny photo thanks to Ranger Up Military & MMA Apparel 

Obama forms Company

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS!!! Seeing that his term of "fairness in ruling" is soon ending, sweetheart of Hollywood and theTaliban's BFF, President Barack Whosenamed Obama has announced the opening of a new film company! Obama crowed that his tax dollar funded and tax exempt business will not only help the unemployed...but will also help veterans! He claims to have done this by hiring Veteran Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki as Co Director of Obama's...Smartiscool Works! Their first film is "Sure to be a hit with veterans!"...Susan Rice reports. Joe Biden, VP of Smartiscool Works, touts the film as, "A real morale booster for veterans waiting to get on a VA waiting list". The film should be in theaters and soup kitchens on November 11th. The film is called...Lone Deserter. 

Remember Them

Happy Armed Forces Day!

Lawn needs mowing today? Screw it, man! Blow the damn lawn up and have a barbecue! It's Armed Forces day for God's sake!

KIM Jong Un Video Game

Finally! A video game I can play! I guess it's coming out June 25th?  Oh well...study your Korean War history lessons and have an awesome Thursday LOOONG time!!!

Obama Warns Putin

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS!!! The Kenyan-American President, Barack Whosenamed Obama has just issued a stern warning to Russia's President Putin! 

Obama is shown here drawing a red line in the sand. President Obama said, "I want to make it perfectly clear, to President Putin and to the people of Russia, that the invasion of Augusta's National Golf Course prior to completion of the 2014 Masters Tournament, will result in an American declaration of war!"  

That is all. ;)