Obama Brings Peace to Israel

BREAKING NEWS! President Barack Whosenamed Obama's recent trip to the middle east has influenced Palestinians to breakout in peaceful celebration and jubilance!  Palestinians were clearly jubilant as fireworks from the P.L.O. & Company rained down on Israeli heads. Secretary of State John Kerry was impressed with the fireworks, stating that it was a good old fashioned "Hamas Hello". That is all. Praise Allah and have a nice day, LOOONG time!!!

North Korean Army forms New Unit

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS! A new military unit has been unveiled today, near Pyongyang. Seen below is the DPRK's Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un with his latest creation...the People's Army 'O Little People! KIM stated this newly formed order of "Light Fighters" was unleashed now, due to a "DOUBLE THREAT" from the war provocateurs of America!

Great New Reader KIM cited the "double threat" as Disney's recent release of the movie "Oz" and the fact that St Patrick's day is this Sunday. That is all. Go find some food. 

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

It's Friday, people! I see that country & western music star, Jack Greene has passed away. My Dad loved his music. Today's song is a Greene one, on a Red Shirt Friday. Please remember our troops and their families, as you put on your boots to dance to this sweet country tune. Keep 'em in your prayers LOOONG time!!! Oh...and don't forget green on Sunday! Have a great St Patrick's Day weekend! Let's saddle up and dance!

Slow News Day

It's a slow news day...so I'll tell you what I did...not 10 minutes ago. I picked up a dead opossum out in front of our house. Old and stiff...much like myself...I respectfully removed the body. This may be some kind of a North Korean omen...like perhaps "A uninvited guest will arrive for dinner." Oh well, have a great weekend LOOONG time, with or without dead opossums. JG;)

New Photos of Dicktater KIM Jong Un!

North Korea's Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un navigates the DPRK giant sized battleship "Boom Boom".
KIM points to beach, upon hearing the battleship has no onboard head. Norko Admiral-General, KIM Jong Un shouts the order, "Fools speed ahead! I'm got's to go! Gets me to that beach, LOOONG time!!!"

 A real pathfinder...the glorious DPRK Marine-Admiral-General, KIM Jong Un hits the beach!

Secretary General of Sewers 'n Cement Defenses, KIM Jong Un emerges with both a smile on his beautiful face, and a cleansed colon, from the heavily fortified & reinforced North Korean slit-trench!

                                               The DPRK's People's Army rejoice!

Joe Biden on NORKO Nuke Threat

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS! After hearing of Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un's talk of a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the USA, Vice Premiere Joe Biden has issued the following statement: "I already told Obama and Kerry that Dennis Rodman wasn't 'all that', to that sawed-off little West Korean dictator! Dennis Rodman? Really??? What a bunch of malarky! I told them weeks ago to send in Moms Mabley and Scatman Crothers! They looked at me like I was stupid! Maybe they'll listen now? I certainly hope so...

It's Friday! Let's Dance!

I love this song! Keep our wonderful US Armed Forces and their families in your prayers very LOOONG time!!! It's Friday! Let's Dance!

Meanwhile...somewhere north of the 38th Parallel...we find the Great New Reader of Norf Korea, KIM Jong Un, kicking it and listening to a bootleg 8 track tape of Kenny Chesney's "El Cerrito Place"...
KIM: (KIM sings)
I'm been hanging awownd this place...I'm been launching wockets into space
I'm been waiting for a Loo...waiting for a loo-loo-loser just like you
All the places wind surfing that you go...all the catsup people that you know
I've been rooking forward to you...while launching mucho wockets too
All the anti war rallies that you go to...all the code pink people love you so
I'm been waiting for a Loo...waiting for a loo-loo-loser like you
And all those botox people...up in El Presidente's Place
I'll put your $ in my pocket....and you'll say "peace" with a stoopid grin upon your face
My wockets rain down on La Brea...while Obama vacations hard
Reverend Wright sings Hallelujah and Michelle dances with the stars
My wockets, you know, now can go so far
Me? I'm been lookin forward to John Kerry...lookin forward to you, Kerry...lookin forward to you, Kerry
All night LOOONG time long!!!
(from JG's HQ: It's Red Shirt Friday! Let's Dance!)