Consumer Report! Who Sucks More? OBAMA, or the SEARS Wet-n-Dry Vac?

I did my very own "Clinical Test" ofWHO SUCKS MORE? OBAMA OR MY SEARS WET & DRY VAC WITH 6.5 PEAK HORSEPOWER!

Barrack OBAMA says..."I'm the only major candidate who opposed this war from the beginning. And as president I will end it. Second, I will cut tens of billions of dollars in wasteful spending. I will cut investments in unproven missile defense systems.
I will not weaponize space. I will slow our development of future combat systems.
And I will institute an independent "Defense Priorities Board" to ensure that the Quadrennial Defense Review is not used to justify unnecessary spending. Third, I will set a goal of a world without nuclear weapons. To seek that goal, I will not develop new nuclear weapons; I will seek a global ban on the production of fissile material; and I will negotiate with Russia to take our ICBMs off hair-trigger alert, and to achieve deep cuts in our nuclear arsenals".

Here's the video of him saying exactly this in February of 2008, only 4 months ago.


Here's what's gone on as of late (5 June 08).
It seems, we in the USA, have conducted yet another successful anti-ballistic missile test. What does "I will cut investments in unproven missile defense systems", mean? It sounds like something KIM Jong IL and others like him, would love to see. Or the Chinese gotta love this..."I will not weaponize space." Yeah. Space, the final frontier! Somebody beam this shit-head back to Oprah! And here's a big enemy crowd pleaser, "I will SLOW our development of future combat systems". That's rich. Speaking of rich, how about this..."I will set a goal of a world without nuclear weapons". Settting goals, while good, must also be F%$KING realistic!
Face facts...OBAMA'S shit is weak. He is not Big League material but is a soft ball playa for Team REZKO. If OBAMA'S elected as our President, our futures (kids too) are on the line because of his dumbassery! Barrack is UNPROVEN as a President. Let's keep him that way. Just had ta get this outta me. I can't believe Obama is such a dumb fu*k. But he is. He. damn. sure. is.
*Oh yeah! The "Clinical Test" results are in and...
BARRACK OBAMA OUT-SUCKS ANYTHING SEARS CARRIES!!!

It's FRIDAY! Dance with KIM Jong IL's Armed Forces!

***WARNING TO US ARMED FORCES PEOPLE'S ARMY
You are less than nothing when it comes to dancing, in the eyes of our glorious Great Reader KIM Jong IL! You lackeys of George WWW. Boosh are less than nothing! Now CLANK IT UP and GROOVE to that 80's tune HEY MmmLICKY!!!

Ruv my readers Looong Time!!!
Great Reader KIM Jong IL

Great Reader Launches Psycho (logical) Attack via Radio (not free) North Korea

THIS IS AN OHFISHWALL LIVE PRE-RECORDED BROADS-CAST OF RADIO STATION D.P.R.K.! A REGULAR BRO-TORCH OF THE DMZ, COMING AT YOU WIFF AN ALL-POWERFUL 300 WATTS OF BROADS-CASTING SIGNAL!!! GOINGS TO ALLS YOU G.I.'S NAMED "JOE" FROM THE GLORIOUSLY STARVING, YET WELL-FED, NORF KOREAN CRAPITALL CITY OF PYONGYANG!

*(sexy norko gal talking)

Hell-row JOE! Why for you not same-same like that People's of Norf Vietnam War Hero, John Kerry, JOE?
Lay down your arms, JOE. Take a powder! It's Millers Time! This Bluds for you! Soon you can be chillin' wiff da homies! Imagine yourselfs back home ghost-ridin in your pimped-out Chevy Vega...just you and Woe-sie WottenCrotch making Whoopi-Goldsberg in the back seat/twunk area, of your ride! You pop in an 8 twack tape of Jimmy Hendrickson playing your heathen national anthumb while you bump and gwind... and gwoove... and move. You kiss her looong... you kiss her hard, but just like that Vanilla Fudge song, "she's not there". Instead she is kissing "like the Fwench"... a guy named Jose, who worked as a landscaper for Mitt Romney, until his immigration status was discovered. Don't you wanna lay down your arms, JOE, and go home? Claim victory and cum home quickly as a hero to the cities of Denver, Berkeley, Madison, Portland, Boston, the list grows on and on. Many ugly girls and pretty-boys too, (don'ts ask don'ts tell), in those cities. They love you looong time if you do-do this JOE. While laying down arms of World Oil Seeking Haliburton Domination, kick down with a vote for BARRACK "WHO'S-NAMED" OBAMA! Listen to his nice talk JOE. Him talk happy talk. Everybodys happy, JOE. Look, peoples in San Francisco happy. Taliban happy. Gay President of Iran happy. Jack Murtha and Harry Reid happy. Nancy Pelosi and her Moose-limb boyfriend in Damascus is happy! News Anchors Charlie GLibson & Katie Hootchie-Mama Couric happy! You can be happy too, JOE. It's for yours countrys own good JOE. Vote OBAMA, JOE. You'll be home soon and fighting AQ back home before you know it, JOE. And simultaneously fighting for socialized health care, for Welfare, for John McCain's Amnesty JOE! It just doesn't get any better than that...huh, JOE? Well, I have to go now JOE. Nighty-nite, JOE. This is PYONGYANG PEGGY signing off for now...
*(male voice)
And now, on to the-news! Comrade PARK My Car has won the nation-wide "Why I RUV Great Reader KIM Jong IL LOOONG TIME", essay...

Are You Playing a Game of Horse? Or...Did You See the Simpson's Movie?

Man, I was having fun in the sun with my 12 year old boy today! My son finished school on Friday, and damn-it, I just can't go cold turkey, straight into summer! So I took him to his school, so I could get some much-needed EXERCISE and see where they used ta hold him prisoner, whilst I had some peace and quiet. Gosh I miss his school! Enough. Well, first we were shooting some hoop, then later went for a walk/run around the school track. Our son's school is a private (religious) school. That's the only way to go, out here in Arnold Schwarzenegger Land (Kow-wee-forn-ya). So anyways sonny and I, both having seen and laughed at, the Simpson's Movie, are playing a game of "Pig Crap Silo". It's like playing a game of horse, where when you miss an identical shot, made by your opponent, you get a letter. So the one who spells the word first, in our case it's three games, one of PIG...then CRAP....and then SILO, is the "loser". So we're playing at the religious school when a nice old silver-headed, man-of-the-cloth approaches us and kindly asks, "You playing a game of horse'?
Well, my son, being the totally honest one, (before I can intervene and say YES) says loudly and proudly, " We're playing a game of PIG CRAP SILO, Sir"! I'm thinking unclean thoughts, like HOLY SHIT, SON! Or SHUT THE HELL UP, BOY!! It's written all over my non-poker playing face as I'm turning beet-red while Father Murphy is choking on his coffee and laughing his ass off at my son's response. He must'a seen the Simpson's Movie! Ya think? At the end of the games I ended up with PIG and SILO....but I felt like red-faced CRAP! My son asked, "Why's your face so red, Dad"? "I'm just outta shape", I said. Hope I don't have to find another school. JG ;)

Who Do You Love? RIP Bo Diddley

I remember singing US Army cadences when double-timing to the rifle ranges. One of 'em was, "Bo Diddley, Bo Diddley, have you heard? We're gonna jump from a big iron bird"! Missing you looong time Bo Diddley. JG
Here's a great video TURN IT UP!!!

Meadal of Honor Awarded Today to PFC Ross A. McGinnis

From the Bible it says in the book of John, chapter 15 verse 13-
Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends.
Go to read this hero's story who saved four lives by giving up his own at BLACKFIVE dot net.

Harriet Christian on Democrats. One New Yorker's View.

I would vote Harriet Christian for President! Hell, she's almost feisty enough to be my big sister (Carol)....well... maybe not that feisty. but. close.JG