I am a shambles! My Dallas Cowboys lost again! This time to the Nude York Giants. A US Army soldier in Iraq I sponsor through Soldiers Angels is less than nothing! It seems he's not a fan of the Dallas Cowboys! How can that be? He said he likes the good-4-nuthin' Arizona Cardinals and the stinkin' St Louis RAMS! Both have recently kicked the World Famous Dallas Cowboys ass. My brother-in-law (Mr Goodguy) loves the Rams. My other brother-in-law (Mr Know-it-all) is a bigger loser than I am...he likes da Bears. It's the rainy season in Iraq and in the San Joaquin Valley now. May Allah rain buckets 'O pig piss upon them for their happiness and victories! Despite my faithful prayers, on my Official Dallas Cowboys (licensed) Prayer Mat, Allah has denied me my victories the Cowboys so richly deserve. Do ya think Allah knows about the pork rinds I was eating during the game? Could Allah be backing Obama? Or even worse... the Redskins? Or even more worse than that...the Tennis-She Titans?! I'm going to hell for this post too. JG :)
