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Saturday, January 10, 2009

KIM Jong IL's New Year Resolutions

You Should Travel to Hawaii

1) Get a pet wallaby

2) Eat less lard

4) Study fashion design

5) Get in shape with disco dancing

What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?

I...Great Reader, KIM Jong IL... have taken the test and have passed gas with frying (flying) colors! Eat less lard? Fashion design? Get in shape wiff disco dancing? How did they know?!!!
(*hat tip/ripped off from Captain Sql)

Great Reader

Welcome to Great Reader! Be advised, I love the USA and our fine US Armed Forces. Though I do get political many times, if you love our troops, I could care less who the hell you voted for. If you are easily offended by the way some may make fun of how a DEAD North Korean Dictator (KIM Jong IL the Great Reader) may speak Engrish then this blog is NOT for you. I do this for the entertainment of others and not for the belittling of anyone, except maybe the late KIM Jong IL. I write a lot of bullshit based upon my personal observations and experiences having spent a total of 3 years in South Korea as a soldier in the US Army. If I made you laugh then I've accomplished what I have set out to do because Great Reader ruv's you LOOONG time!!! God bless our troops and their families. I AM JIHAD GENE AND I AM LIVING PROOF OF THIS MESSAGE.