SEOUL (Rooters) - North Korea threatened to suspend dialogue with the Red Neck Ramblings Brogg over comments made by a Redneck himself and said it was ready to attack its wealthy neighbour, who have a navy of bass boats, an army of pickup twucks, and all of 'em loaded for bears. Some bass boats are reported to have Red's own copperhead technology. The Norf Korean state media said... "The Starving Korean People's Army (SKPA) will counter any slightest move on the Carolina's side for 'pre-emptive attack' with more rapid and more powerful pre-emptive attack of its own mode. Besides Redneck is a big CHUM BAG! He's a CHUNK, a YELLOW-TAILED CIGAR MINNOW, a LIPLESS CRANKBAIT!".. the Norf's KCNA (KIM Chee News Agency) quoted one of its military officials as saying.
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