REPORTER: So what are your plans now, Mrs Bin Laden?
MRS OBL: My plans? Well, what with not having to worry about things getting all blown up and shit, I guess... I could get some nice furniture...perhaps a new dress? Maybe even go out to a nightclub?!
Fin.
HELL of a week! Hope yours was a good one! It's a Friday, people... so get up off of your money-maker's and let's dance with Mrs Bin Laden!! God bless all of our troops and their families LOOONG time!!! USA! USA! USA!
