Why Corporals and Sergeants Must Stay Vigilant by jihadgene

PFC- (on phone)
Gee Mom...CPL So-and-so and Sergeant So-and-so are such A-holes, that I got busted just for having fun! They totally suck!

MOM- Fun? What kind of fun, Son?

PFC- Well, we had some down time and we were just kickin'it with a 15ton truck! We were just "ghost ridin'"! Nobody would'a got hurt, Mom.

MOM- Ghost riding?

PFC- Yeah it's cool Mom! Ghost ridin' the whip! And we got busted for it!

MOM- Let's see...according to urbandictionarydotcom it's...let's see...

"To Ghost Ride The Whip"

"Ghost riding is the act of getting out of your car while it is in neutral or while it is in drive and dance around the car, on top of the car, or behind the car. Ghost riding was populized with the wave of hip-hop know as hyphy and with songs by e-40 and the Federation. The act of ghost riding was thought up of by the people of the san fran bay area but now is being utilized by many teenagers around the u.s."

PFC- Are you on-line Mom? (I hate it when she's on-line)


MOM- Yes, son. I am.

PFC- But Mommmmm! My CO might bust me to the rank of Private!

MOM- That's nice.

PFC- That sucks, Mom.

MOM- So do you son. Have a nice day and thank your NCO's for me.

PFC- You suck, Mom.

MOM- I do my best. Should I e-mail your command and request extra duty for you, as well?

PFC- You're Army Strong Ma!

MOM- Yes I am.

* Thanks to DeltaBravo for her "MOMMY DEAREST" wisdom and the inspiration for this post!RYLT!!!JG