ROCKETS? WHAT WOCKETS? or KIM JONG IL WANTS ATTENTION by JihadGene

Meanwhile back in the "Land of the Morning Missile Launch" we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL in a very good mood.....look here

KIM- (Row-bust wee singing)

"I've Been Working on my Wockets" (sung to the tune of I've been working on the railroad)

I've been working on my wockets, all the riv wrong day.
I'm piss off the yung George BUSH....and Souf Koreans to-day!

Can't you hear the U.N. appeasing
Wise up early in the Morn
Can't yoo hear those U.N. fools shouting
KIM, we give you CORN! (for fuel only!...peoples of DPRK on diet/same-same starve)

KIMMY, don't yoo blow
KIMMY, don't yoo blow
KIMMY, don't yoo blow your Kool
KIMMY, don't yoo blow
KIMMY, don't yoo blow
KIMMY, don't yoo blow your Kool

Some one's into NUKES with Jong-IL
Someone's in ca-hoot's I know o-woe-woe. (Thanks Iran)
Some one's into NUKES with Jong-IL (Ruv yoo looong time Syria!)
Gonna buy a new YU-GO, and singing

Wockets fly, fiddlee I owe
Wockets fly, fiddlee I owe-owe-owe-owe
Wockets fly, fiddlee I owe
Sitting on the old ban-jo (banjo= toilet/W.C.)

(KIM turns to General Wang and winks)

KIM- Oh hell yeah!

(Wang alarmed at sight of rockets racing out of Pyongyang)

WANG- Yoo LAUNCHED?! Yoo LAUNCHED...AGAIN?! Why launch, Sir?!

KIM- Attention getter. Don't yoo think?

WANG- I think I'll get us both some PROZAC and Vodka.

KIM- Put a little umbrella in mine, Wang.

WANG- Certainly Great Reader.
(I better get the nurses over here with some THORAZINE)