Meanwhile somewhere within the White House we find President Barack Whosenamed Obama having a 7:00 AM conversation with one of his daughters...
DAUGHTER: Daddy...have you plugged that leak in the Gulf of Mexicans yet?
OBAMA: Don't get all wee-wee'd up, Sweetie! Daddy took care of it.
DAUGHTER: Daddy, how did you do that? Did you use that heavy mud stuff?
OBAMA: Well, I had a teachable moment with the Army CORPSE of Engineers and we
went another route.
DAUGHTER: So Daddy...did you use Joe "Plugs" Biden like I suggested?
OBAMA: Bingo!
