Meanwhile...we join Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un at Norf Korea's Sohae Satellite Launching Station and Battery Factory#3, as he observes the launch of a Galaxy-3 rocket, called the Unha-3 with General Wang and company...
KIM: Wowsers LOOONG time!!! Look at dat mudder-pucker go, General Wang!
WANG: It brings a tear to my eye, Great New Reader, Sir!
KIM: Yes! Is booty-full LOOONG time!!! It sure is good I'm stepped up battery producksion before President Obama's re-erection to help pay floor all of this good stuff!
WANG: You mean to tell me, Sir, this has been paid for through the increased sales and exportation of our batteries, Sir?
KIM: Absowootly, General Wang!
WANG: What kind of batteries do we produce that could possibly pay for all of this technology, Great Un?
KIM: Replacement batteries for the "Obama Bullshit Decoder Ring", of course! Sales are off of hook LOOONG time!!! I'm witch (Koreanese for rich)! Merry Crittmuss, General Wang!
WANG: And a very merry Christmas to you, Great New Reader. Merry Christmas LOOONG time, Sir!!!
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Fwiws, I condemn this rocket launch by Norf Koreas.
Fwiws???
For what it's worths
I have a speech impediment.
Caused by an excessive democrats presence.
;)
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