Great Reader: It's Friday! Let's Dance Nautical Style!

Friday, January 20, 2012

It's Friday! Let's Dance Nautical Style!

Are ya ready, kids?

Aye Aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye Aye, Captain!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Who lives in a lifeboat under snuggies?
Carnival Cruise Captain!
Italian and yellow and pompous is he.
Carnival Cruise Captain!
If hittin' the bottom be somethin' you wish.

Carnival Cruise Captain!
Then call the ship's chef, I'll order the fish!
Carnival Cruise Captain!
Ready? Italian Sea Captain!
Italian Sea Captain!
Italian Sea Captain!
Italian Sea Captain!
Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh!

2 comments:

JihadGene said...: Been a rough week. Hope today gets better. Keep our troops and their families in your prayers LOOONG time!!!; January 20, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Kid said...: Too many such stories from the field Gene. If we've already committed to leave, let's Leave!

Then we gots the Chicken of the Sea, tripping and falling into a lifeboat.; January 20, 2012 at 5:39 PM

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