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Friday, January 20, 2012

It's Friday! Let's Dance Nautical Style!

Are ya ready, kids?

Aye Aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye Aye, Captain!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Who lives in a lifeboat under snuggies?
Carnival Cruise Captain!
Italian and yellow and pompous is he.
Carnival Cruise Captain!
If hittin' the bottom be somethin' you wish.

Carnival Cruise Captain!
Then call the ship's chef, I'll order the fish!
Carnival Cruise Captain!
Ready? Italian Sea Captain!
Italian Sea Captain!
Italian Sea Captain!
Italian Sea Captain!
Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh!

Great Reader

Welcome to Great Reader! Be advised, I love the USA and our fine US Armed Forces. Though I do get political many times, if you love our troops, I could care less who the hell you voted for. If you are easily offended by the way some may make fun of how a DEAD North Korean Dictator (KIM Jong IL the Great Reader) may speak Engrish then this blog is NOT for you. I do this for the entertainment of others and not for the belittling of anyone, except maybe the late KIM Jong IL. I write a lot of bullshit based upon my personal observations and experiences having spent a total of 3 years in South Korea as a soldier in the US Army. If I made you laugh then I've accomplished what I have set out to do because Great Reader ruv's you LOOONG time!!! God bless our troops and their families. I AM JIHAD GENE AND I AM LIVING PROOF OF THIS MESSAGE.