Monday, April 18, 2011

KIM Jong IL Approves Obama Decision

Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL watching Shee-N-N breaking news on his Philco 19 inch, Super-Derux, brack and white, portable television set.

TV: Breaking news! Due to numerous concerns over airport personnel asleep on the job, President Obama has announced today that the newly formed position of Air Traffic Control Czar will be filled by Vice President Joe Biden...

KIM: BWAHAhahahahaaa!!!

TV: In other related news stories...air traffic controllers are requesting scheduled naps during work, based upon the "Biden Work Ethic". All calls to VP Joe Biden's office for comment were left unanswered.



Supi said...

Good one!

Kid said...


How can you be a democrat and not be wearing a silk thong - if you're a guy. Or asbestos undies if you''re a girl. hahaha

JihadGene said...

Supi- Thanks!

Kid- I thought you'd like it!