Happy Thanksgiving 2010 Uncle Jimbo

Meanwhile somewhere north of the smoldering South Korean island of Yeonpyeong we find Norf Korea'a Great Reader, KIM Jong IL studying closely his Chi-com computer screen...

KIM: Whaaattt?! This cannot be. No fookin' way Senor Jose! General Wang, come quick!!!

WANG- Right here Great Reader, Sir! What's the problem, Sir? Are the South Koreans counter-attacking?

KIM- Who da hell is Leader of the United Steaks...George DoubleWoo Bush or Bawack Whosenamed Obama?

WANG- Obama is, Sir.

KIM- Zactly...so no more talks of counters attacking. The problem is not war. The ploblem is right there!
(pointing at You Tube of Uncle Jimblow)

WANG- Great One, I saw this video earlier but I saw nothing out of the ordinary.

KIM- You saws nothing out of the ordinary but did you possibility hears somesthing out of the ordinary?

WANG- Out of the ordinary, Great Reader...well...Uncle J was rather pleasant...

KIM- And....and...???

WANG- He was rather nice and rather thankful...

KIM- And he didn't even mudder-pucking cuss!!! Not one time! You knows what's I'm thinks???!!! I'm tells ya what I'm thinks...that red, white, and brew... Special Courses Queen Beret is using a stunt double!!! You know hows I'm do's it, General Wang!

WANG- Yes, I do know, Sir.

KIM- Yes, like when I'm sick in hospital...or laying low because the wife is pissed about my Joy Brigade leaving undergarments beneath the sofa cushions...or when I didn't want to go to school....or like the time when when I didn't want to eat rice again for dinner.

WANG- Then why is Uncle Jimbo using a double, Sir?

KIM- Hmmm?... Put The People's Glorious Starving Army on TRIPLE RED ALERT!!!

WANG- Yes, immediately, Great Reader! But why?

KIM- If that's not Uncle Jimblow on Yoo Tube then there are only 2 places he could be...

WANG- Two places, Sir?

KIM- He's either coming to Norf Korea to kick my ass or he's at the airport impersonating a TSA agent.

WANG- My money's on the airport, Sir.

KIM- Perhaps. Cancel the alert, General Wang. And General Wang...

WANG- Yes, Great Reader?

KIM- Happy Thanksgiving!!!