Meanwhile somewhere south of US Route 66, Fort Courage, The Meteor Crater, and Stuckey's, we find Civil Rights Soupa-Star, the Congressional Reverend Al Sharp-tone, warming up his Soupa-Sized megaphone...
AL- (on megaphone)
Test. Test. Test.
Say, Mr. President! Is this muh-fugger even on?!
OBAMA- It's on, Reverend Al!
AL- Test. Test. Test.
(Illegal aliens cheering wildly!!!)
OBAMA- Reverend Al, you've already knocked this one outta CoMENski Park!
AL- No shit?! Man, I ain't seen so many Mess-cans in one muh-fuggin place since I
been to a Cinco de Mayo sale at Home Depot!
(turns to the Vice President)
What do you think about this, Joe?
BIDEN- This is a big fucking Chalupa!!!