Friday, December 4, 2009

Spay or Neuter?

Hello, and welcome to the State of Florida's S.P.C.A. spay or neuter hotline.
How may I help you?

Can you neuter a very large cat?

That will require a bigger fee but yes, we can do that.

Money is not a problem.

Very good. Your name, the city you live in, and the
cat's name, please?

Elin Woods, of Orlando. His name is Tiger.


Susan at Stony River said...

Never saw that coming--!!

(neither did the coffee, and neither did the laptop screen.... *sigh*)

Anonymous said...


Good one!


pamibe said...

ROFL! Best of the Tiger bashing so far...!

Necromancer said...

Great picture of "Geraldine" aka Lilly Tomlin.A funny lady when comedy was king.

buffalodick said...

I said over on another blog- He's just tired of playing the same course, with the same holes... :)

Kid said...

He was just confused by that basic rule of golf, Play your ball where it lies.

hahah, my verification word is CYAWEEP

I'd say El Tigre is going to have a lot rougher time with this than he thinks.

JihadGene said...

Susan- Sorry about that (not). Glad you liked it!

Deltabravo- I made myself laugh doing this!

Pam- Thanks looong time!!!

Necromancer- Lilly was cool on Laugh In!

Buffalodick- LOL!

Kid- I think you're right about Tiger having rougher times ahead with this. Hope he gets his head outta some other girls ass and appreciates what he has at home before it's too late, if it isn't already.

Kid said...

Gene, really, that's as bad as Charlie "screwed in the head" Sheen cheating on Denise "OOFTA!" Richards...