Tuesday, December 2, 2008

You Learn Something New Everyday


According to the Dissident Frogman... urine from a male (only) acts as a repellent for bears. Back in early 1995 the wife got me a "Made in Mexico" leather Jacket and I don't recall being attacked by any bears... not.a.one. while wearing it. So I, JihadGene, have reached a logical conclusion. My jacket must contain a Mexican male urine-based tanning solution! It is a wonderful jacket but whatever you do... do not wear it in the rain. JG ;)

Author's note- Don't tell the wife I clowned her or I'll come over to your house and protect you from bears!

5 comments:

pamibe said...

Eeewwwwww.... LOL!

Cappy said...

Hot Damn! Finally, a reason to piss all over my shoes.

Evil Transport Lady said...

Oh man you had to say URINE!

Sorry that's a story for another day........

Mike said...

Do you live in an area you need to worry about bears?

JihadGene said...

Mike-It's a bear-free zone out here. You'll likely see more bears out at Newport Beach.