Monday, December 15, 2008

Store E Tales

Sometimes shit happens that is just too good to be made up. So's... I'm working at our Mom 'n Pop gang-banger/urbanwear clothing store when two African-American girls walk in. I am axed (asked) where's the Obama T shirts for girls? Yes, I sell them...and for guys too. No, I didn't vote for the guy but I will make some $ off him if I can before he gets it all back in tax dollars. Anyway...I show the girls several to choose from. They like 'em fine till they see one style of T shirt I have pictured with Barack and his wife, Michele Obama, on it. Upon seeing Michele's picture on the shirt one of the girls exclaims, "What's that bitch's mugg doin' on there"?! I never tried so hard in all my life to keep from laughing! Retailing in da's a living. JG ;)


Anonymous said...

Priceless little social commentary there. Thanks for shining a little light on your corner of the world.


H2o said...

LMAO... You have to admit it's a fugly looking mug....

Anonymous said...

Between Michelle and the ex?-mistress holed up in Martinique, I'd say he choose Poooooorly..

JG, This tune just says Jihad Gene to me. :)

"Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Night-time would find me in Rosa's cantina;
Music would play and Felina would whirl.

Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina,
Wicked and evil while casting a spell.
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden;
I was in love but in vain, I could tell.

One night a wild young cowboy came in,
Wild as the West Texas wind.
Dashing and daring,
A drink he was sharing
With wicked Felina,
The girl that I loved.

So in anger I

Challenged his right for the love of this maiden.
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore.
My challenge was answered in less than a heart-beat;
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor.

Just for a moment I stood there in silence,
Shocked by the FOUL EVIL deed I had done.
Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there;
I had but one chance and that was to run.

Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran,
Out where the horses were tied.
I caught a good one.
It looked like it could run.
Up on its back
And away I did ride,

Just as fast as I

Could from the West Texas town of El Paso
Out to the bad-lands of New Mexico.

Back in El Paso my life would be worthless.
Everything's gone in life; nothing is left.
It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden
My love is stronger than my fear of death.

I saddled up and away I did go,
Riding alone in the dark.
Maybe tomorrow
A bullet may find me.
Tonight nothing's worse than this
Pain in my heart.

And at last here I

Am on the hill overlooking El Paso;
I can see Rosa's cantina below.
My love is strong and it pushes me onward.
Down off the hill to Felina I go.

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys;
Off to my left ride a dozen or more.
Shouting and shooting I can't let them catch me.
I have to make it to Rosa's back door.

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side.
Though I am trying
To stay in the saddle,
I'm getting weary,
Unable to ride.

But my love for

Felina is strong and I rise where I've fallen,
Though I am weary I can't stop to rest.
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle.
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest.

From out of nowhere Felina has found me,
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side.
Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for,
One little kiss and Felina, good-bye. "

PS - Damn those one wheeled bicycles!

Anonymous said...


Evil Transport Lady said...

Oh geez.........that is just too funny! I needed that!

pamibe said...

Vicious little things, aren't they? :D

JihadGene said...

DB- I call it as I see it. ;)

H2O- Her eyes follow me everywhere in the store!

C_Bob...Thanks looong time! Great tune!

ETL- Glad to help out! Anytime.

Pam- Ya never know.

Anonymous said...

Ha!! Now *that's* funny!!!