Monday, December 22, 2008

The Rest of the Story

Moron (more on ) STOOOPID. Seems our Valued Customer "was" out on parole. Imagine that? Our "Person of Interest" has 2 prior felony convictions, one of which is for robbery. The other probably for just being felony ugly in public. I made a really nice CD of "Santa's Helper" recorded on our store's cameras. The cops loved it and told me the D.A. will too. I wonder what they'll be serving up in the state prison for Christmas dinner? Will it be corn dogs... or the weiner? Merry Christmas!


Anonymous said...

Hahah. I can only imagine your little movie for the cops. What was the soundtrack?

"Button Up Your Overcoat"

"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"

"Axel's Theme" from Beverly Hills Cop

"Jailhouse Rock"

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

"Folsom Prison Blues"

"Every Breath You Take (I'll Be Watching You)"

C'mon... do tell!


Anonymous said...

Good ones DB. The creativity is flowing.

Heck, I just came over to mention to JG that on the radio in the morning just before I pop off to the office, they gots one of the police ladies on to tell us about some scumbag they are looking for.

They play the theme music from Naked Gun which is cool, but, I swear that 8 times out of 10, she explains how this person has been arrested large double digits before. 45 times, 57 times, 32 times.. And these people are young! Under 30, so you gots to know they didn't spends no time in jail at all.. A lot of people have gotta be wondering why bother.


PS - And they are closing one of the local city jails and putting the people back on the street because there is no money in the budget for both jail and donuts..

What a place.

Cappy said...

I think he'll get the weiner.

JihadGene said...

DB, C-Brob, Cappy...
You guys are worse than me.
That's why I ruv you LOOONG time!
JG ;)