Thursday, December 11, 2008

Merry Christmas to Our Valued Customers!

The wife is in L.A. buying more inventory for our Mom 'n Pop Gang-Banger Clothing Store.... Do you want a RED or BLUE rag with that? Merry Christmas to all you little Nortenos XIV and Surenos XIII out there. Got mostly (on the African-American side) CRIPS here, since we are closer to L.A. and the state prisons, so blue rags for those Homies this Holiday Season. Merry Christmas to many of my good customers who I haven't seen for a while (in lock-up) ! May you parole and spend your "gate money" here, with Kim & JihadGene! Tis the season! Hoe, Hoe, Hoe! It's a living.


pamibe said...

OMG! ROFL! I don't know how or from whence it flows, but your comedy genius needs to be preserved under glass for future generations..! :D

Maeve said...

I don't know what it is about Ice T's wife, but those boobs look PAINFUL.
And yes, I too think you have a wicked sense of humor & writing style.

JihadGene said...

Pam- TwistedIbe!


Ruv You All LOOONG Time!


D. Skippy said...

It is apparent that "upright" or "vertical" is not her usual position... o_O'

Maeve said...

Unlike her, mine are REAL.
Maybe her surgeon put in those squekers that they put in dog toys.
Squeeze a boobie and it squeaks back at you.

Evil Transport Lady said...

LOL! On both your words and that over inflated chest!

Tammi said...

OK, I sorta kinda know where you are. And you say CLOSE to LA! Dude, if all goes well for me, I'll be MINUTES (ok 30) from LA!

I guess I better start buyin' more blue.

Holy Crap!!!