It's Friday! Let's Dance!

Friday? Already?! Hooty-hoo, LOOONG time!!! Friday is beautiful...just like my wife, the ruvly KIM! It's been a pain-in-the-butt kind of a week. We own a Mom-n-Pop clothing store. I call it "Fashion Thug". We got broken into again, the other night. Hate those phone calls in the middle of the night. Fortunately, it's been about a year since the last break-in and this time the police caught the the little jerk! Oh yes, LOOONG time!!! I tell you, it sure is good I have the partner in my life, I have. She makes things so much better! Especially the rough times. Our love didn't "evolve" like some idiot President would claim. No! It had no time for that. It was love at first sight! For me anyway. For her? Not so much.  Man, my eyesight was really good back then! And now? Well, it sure is handy to have those reading glasses nearby. While it's true that I had to grind her (the future Mrs JihadGene) down, I credit my personal relationship with Allah, American hormones, and US Army training for giving me matrimonial victory!  Modestly, I must admit, I showed the 1975 US Armed Forces Korea what "Shock & Awe" were all about, well before that Saddam Hussein guy. This morning, we danced to a tune by Sam and Dave. A fun song. A true song called,"You Don't Know What You Mean To Me".  A fitting song for me to dedicate to my wife, no doubt. Come dance with us! Dance to love! Dance to happiness!  Keep our US Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Coasties, and their families in your prayers very LOOONG time!!! Have a great weekend...and...because it's Friday...let's dance! OOOps! The video won't play! Looks like you'll have to click HERE for the song! Oh well, let's dance LOOONG time!!!

It's FLY Day Let's Dance

BREAKING NORF KOREAN NEWS! Gene's wife, the lovely South Korean Minister of Finance, Travel, Love, & The Occasional Head of The War Department, has issued a 3 day pass for Great Reader's JihadGene! Gene will be leaving the People's Republic of California, in just a few short months, and winging his way for a city in the United States country of Texas!  There, JihadGene will be lame-brain storming with other numerous peoples of the milblogosphere world, those who love the US Armed Forces, and the awesome LOOONG time people of Soldiers Angels!!! Where is this city in Texas, you ask? Well, since it's a Friday and all, let's dance, you red-necked mudders, and we'll let Charlie Pride sing to you what city this bash is gonna be in. Have a great weekend everyone! Keep our US Armed Forces and their families in your prayers VERY LOOONG TIME!!! It's Friday! Let's dance!
(If you wish to attend the info is HERE. Everyone who loves our troops is invited, whether you blog or not does not matter. To register click HERE.)

It's Friday Let's Dance

It's Friday night out here on the west coast of North Korea. Time for some music and a movie. I love the musical works of Henry Mancini, soldiers, and pretty girls. What could be better than a movie with all three? Soldiers, girls, and Mr Mancini's music! Tonight's offering is "Soldier in the Rain". How about Steve McQueen and Jackie Gleason? Tom Poston & Tuesday Weld? Even Adam West (Batman)? Like those folks? Boy, I sure do! You know, I've met all kinds of people in the US Army and saw soldiers make unlikely friends... but friends, really good friends, none the less. Being thrown together in the military will do that to you. "Soldier in the Rain" is a classic, in the demonstration, understanding, and makeup of unlikely pairs. God bless all our US Armed Forces personnel and their families LOOONG time!!! Keep 'em in your prayers and have a wonderful weekend everyone! That's an order! JG ;)

Bill Clinton on Mad Cow Disease Outbreak

BREAKING NORTH KOREAN NEWS! A case of MCD (mad cow disease) has been identified in the communist-controlled Central Valley town of Hanford, Koweefornia. This is JihadGene's infamous A.O. (area of operations) and base camp! Our Norko News Gals interviewed former US President, Bill Clinton, about this mad developement. When asked about it, Clinton said, "Look, I know Gene, and I have talked to him about this. Gene assured me that he never laid a hand on any Kings County dairy bovine." When asked about a possible outbreak of MSD (mad sheep disease) in the area, Clinton said"If it happens, I don't think you could pin that on Gene. I mean, I may be from Arkansas, but I don't think the good people of California are gonna believe those lying sheep."
That is all.

Answered Prayer Evan Pertile

Evan Pertile

Click HERE if you don't know Evan Pertile. He's a an Army strong soldier and a trooper if ever there was one, LOOONG time!!! His MRI came back clean! No cancer! He grew 3 inches in six months! No growth hormones needed! Evan's spine grew! This is all great news and proof that God does answer our prayers!


Meanwhile....somewhere near Bakersfield, North Korea (California) we find Old  Man Gene (not OMG) on an old Army issue field radio with an important call to God.

GENE: Lord Six Almighty, this is Gene 3 (Earnhardt's #) . How do you read me, over?

GOD: (thunder clap) Gene, I got your transmission "lima charlie hotel mike" (loud & clear, how me?), over.

GENE: Got you same-same, Lord. Sir, I just wanted to thank you LOOONG time, Father....I mean...what a great way to start out my Tuesday morning...what with the good report on Evan's progress and all.! Lord of All, you answered our prayers in a big way! Over... 

GOD: This is the Great I am to Gene...Evan has proved just that! That I, the Lord God Almighty, answer the prayers of soldiers. You copy? Over...

GENE:  Good copy, Lord. Father, do you even answer the prayers of heathen Marines, too?

GOD: Lord Six to Gene. The Great I am answers the prayers of all branches of the US Armed Forces. Over... 

GENE: Even the damn Navy, Lord?! Stoopid Squids!!! Oops...sorry Lord...I think Satan is jamming my frequency...over...

GOD: This is The Lord to Gene. The devil tends to do that. Still mad about those Army vs Navy games, huh Gene? Over...

GENE: Yeah, Lord...do you think you can hook us up with a good assault in the next Army-Navy game, Lord? Over.

GOD: Lord Six to Gene...as you well know...I don't work like that! But... be advised, I will be monitoring all of Evan's Army frequencies 24/7 and I am ALWAYS...repeat...ALWAYS on station! My blessings to you all. Lord Six Almighty, out. (thunder clap)
GENE: Thanks again, Father. I'll continue the mission praying for Evan and his family on my end. Gene, out.

Surprise!

Unfortunately this fell on a Saturday and my Senators (BOXER & FEINSTEIN) are unavailable for testing. Oh well, have a great weekend and keep our US Armed Forces and their families in your prayers LOOONG time!!!

Obama Hires New Directors

BREAKING NORTH KOREAN NEWS!

US President, Barack Whosenamed Obama, has announced today new Directors of the Secret Service and the GSA...the appointees are Tiger Woods and Dennis Rodman. Which slot? Your choice. That is all.