Hey, Bartender!

The latest from Pyongyang! Great Bartender, KIM Jong IL, has announced a new drink to help break the "nice" with westerners! Created by our very own Great Reader, it's a drink containing MSG, garlic-vodka, kimchi-Kahlua, and Soju. It's called the "KIM JONG IL,NUKE-WE-ARE, EYE-SHE-B-M"! We at Great Reader highly recommend the derux drink. It comes complete with a complementary pink umbrella...free for $5 dollah (US)! WARNING: The DPRK's Sturgeon's General Office warns that consumption of this drink could cause a severe case of EMP (electromagnetic pulse) or pregnancy in unsuspecting sheep.

Jimmy Carter and Halloween

I dressed up for Halloween and went to visit Jimmy Carter in the hospital! I went as the ghost of Ted Kennedy in a nurse's uniform. Trick or Treating is cool! The Secret Service didn't think so...

California's Homeless Veterans

My Gawd, we have a bunch of homeless veterans out here! All the real ones live out here in Central California! Why, just this week alone, I must have met a platoon or more of many a former Recon-Airborne-Sniper-Ranger-SEAL-Force-Green-Berets out on the street, homeless, and asking for spare change. You'd be surprised at how many of them graduated from West Point! We must help provide them with much needed beer, drug, and smoke money! They've earned it! Earned it from the Hall's of Menthol Lyptus... to the shores of Tennessee!!!

It's Friday! Let's Dance!!!

Great Reader KIM Jong IL, here. Gene's birfday is coming up soon. Gene is a ZEBRA (Libra)and an Elvis fan. He received an early birfday gift yesterday via YOUPEE-S from his Elder Sister Carol. It was an Elvis Potato Head doll(that's potatoe if you are a Dans Quails). Anyways, it's time that ol' KIM Jong IL broke out the white jumps-suit and did some Elvis tunes! Whys...you ask? Becluzz IT'S FLYDAY! So let's DANCE!!!Have a great weekend everybody! I'm Great Reader KIM Jong IL and I'm proof of this message!
If you have a cool dance tune or Elvis video put in comments and thanx looong time!!!

A Great Dog Story

Go over to The Warrior Class and read a wonderful "Dog Story" by a cannon-cocker called Six. It's titled "HERE CHRISI". This story is about an old dog with pride. A tale of honor and respect...and teaching those lessons to some web-footed heathens. A real fun read. I look at my 2 dogs and I know they have some Chrisi in them as well. Matter of fact, one of them is giving me the "What?" look right now. Enjoy.

It's Fly Day Friday! Let's Dance!!!

It's Friday! Wow! Already September 17th? Cool! Well...I feel it's time for some dancing, hip-hop style, being as the Great Reader is so very fly looong time! Speaking of FLY how's about a rap song done by our "eyes in the sky"...the AWACS folks in the US Air Force?! Oh, yeah, baby! That's the ticket! God bless all our troops, their families, and all of you LOOONG time!!! It's Friday! Let's Dance!!! (If ya have a cool tune-link, leave it in the comments and we'll dance some more!)

Remembering 9-11-01

We remember 9-11-01. Never forgetting. Never forgiving terror nor those who do it. We are the hard workers of America. We honor our warrior class. We are the real Americans.